Mr. Mackey:
Mrs. Cartman, we have had it with your son's behaviour, m'kay? Little Billy Turner is now being treated at the hospital!
Liane Cartman:
Eric, why would you do such a thing?
Eric Cartman:
[
insincere] I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle to the school flagpole.
Mr. Mackey:
You know that's not the point.
Eric Cartman:
[
rolls eyes] Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle to a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw. And then told him I had poisoned his lunch milk and that the only way he could get to the antidote in time would be to saw through his leg.
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