Arthur Spooner: I couldn't help overhearing your conversation... because I was eavesdropping.
Gloria: No offense, but I'm not sure I want advice from a guy who bounces a check for $1.42.
Arthur Spooner: I have offshore accounts. I was moving monies around.
Doug Heffernan: Kirby's been asking a lot of questions about 'the ladies'. Looks like I'm gonna have to have 'the talk' with him.
Carrie Heffernan: Oh boy.
Doug Heffernan: Yeah, in fact I was hoping you could go over some stuff with me 'cause, uh, I've never been 100% sure about what you guys got going on down there.
Carrie Heffernan: I know baby.