- St. Sylvia's Player: [the St Sylvia's player notices London playing on the team] Are you London Tipton?
- London Tipton: [smiles and flips her hair] Why, yes I am. No pictures, please.
- St. Sylvia's Player: No problems! I've always wanted to meet
- [looking at London]
- St. Sylvia's Player: the dumbest heiress in Boston!
- [clicks her tongue and tilts her neck]
- London Tipton: [shocked at the fact that the St Sylvia's player called her "dumb"] What'd you say?
- St. Sylvia's Player: [speaking slowly] Was... I... speaking... too... fast?
- London Tipton: [London gets really mad then passes the ball to the other players then smashing it over the net. London starts speaking slowly to the St Sylvia's player] Did... I... hit... it... too... hard?
- [London smiles]
- London Tipton: You can make me fly coach, you can make me eat day-old lobster, but call me dumb and you'll feel my rash!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: You mean wrath.
- London Tipton: That, too!
- Mary-Margaret: Oh, no. Please tell me London doesn't want to be on our team!
- Leslie: London doesn't want to be on our team.
- Mary-Margaret: Really?
- Leslie: I have no idea. I just like people to be happy.
- Kurt: Look, Cody, I know you're having a tough time with this, all right, but stealing the ring isn't going stop Mom from marrying Harvey if she wants to.
- Cody Martin: I'm telling you Harvey is not the right guy for Mom.
- Kurt: Why?
- Cody Martin: Because he's... Well, you know, he's... You know...
- Kurt: You got a point there.
- Cody Martin: Dad, focus. This guy is all wrong for Mom. He's a lawyer named Harvey.
- Kurt: A lawyer? Wow, I always thought Mom would end up with the artistic type, you know, funny, free-spirited, incredibly handsome. Heh, heh. Like me.
- Zack Martin: Oh, yeah, 'cause that worked out so well the first time.
- Mr. Moseby: [to Harvey while carrying flowers] Am I too late? Did she say yes?
- Harvey: I haven't asked her yet.
- Mr. Moseby: Why not?
- Harvey: Because I put the ring on a breadstick and she won't have a breadstick.
- Mr. Moseby: You're not marrying the breadstick. You're marrying her!
- London Tipton: [London tries to hit the volleyball over the net, but misses and hits Maddie on the head. She then points at Maddie and yells Sister Rose in a whiny voice] Sister Rose, Maddie was in my wa-ay!
- Sister Rose: [mimicking London in the same whiny voice] Not if you hit it over the ne-et!