- Trudy Proud: Oscar, how did the twins get here?
- Oscar Proud: Come on, Trudy. You remember a year ago, hospital, yellin', 'I ain't never gonna have a baby again!'
- Penny Proud: Daddy, $5 is not enough to see a movie.
- Oscar Proud: It is at the dollar theater.
- Penny Proud: But all those movies are dubbed in Spanish.
- Oscar Proud: Adios, mu chacho.
- Penny Proud: That's it, we don't even have enough money for the Gross Sisters to jack.
- LaCienega Boulevardez: Isn't that a good thing?
- Penny Proud: No, because it means we have nothing.
- Trudy Proud: Oscar, I'm worried about my Penny, she might catch a cold.
- Oscar Proud: She'd catch more than a cold if she were in here, telling me 'I'm not doing my chores!', I brought her into this world...
- Trudy Proud: Now wait just a minute. *I* brought her into this world, and I want her back in this house.
- Oscar Proud: [to Trudy] I'm just trying to teach her a lesson. Besides, it looks like they're havin' a party.
- [Suga Mama walks by with a pie, Oscar stops her]
- Oscar Proud: Where do you think you're going with that?
- Suga Mama: I'm taking my grandbaby a pie.
- Oscar Proud: What? You never made me any pie. Besides, they don't need any. Shoot, teaching those ungrateful kids a lesson. That girl's got a thing or two to learn about the meaning of hard work. If anybody's getting a pie around here, it's gonna be me.
- [takes a bite out of the pie]
- Oscar Proud: Hmmm, this has a delightfully strange taste, tart yet sweet, crunchy yet mushy. What kind of pie is this, anyway?
- Suga Mama: Prune.
- Boy: [after the kids are kicked out by their parents] I want my mommy!
- Penny Proud: [deep voice] Silence!