Trudy Proud: Oscar, what're the twins doing here?
Oscar Proud: You remember, Trudy, year ago, hospital, crying, 'I ain't never having a baby again!'
Penny Proud: Daddy, $5 is not enough to see a movie.
Oscar Proud: It is at the dollar theater.
Penny Proud: But all those movies are dubbed in Spanish.
Oscar Proud: Adios, mu chacho.
Penny Proud: That's it, we don't even have enough money for the Gross Sisters to jack.
LaCienega Boulevardez: Isn't that a good thing?
Penny Proud: No, because it means we have nothing.
Trudy Proud: Oscar, I'm worried about my baby, she might catch a cold.
Oscar Proud: She'd catch more than that if she were in here, 'I'm not doing my chores', I brought her into this world...
Trudy Proud: Now wait just a minute. *I* brought her into this world, and I want her back in this house.
Oscar Proud: Where're you going?
Suga Mama: I'm taking my grandbaby a pie.
Oscar Proud: What? You never made me any pie. Shoot, they don't need it.
[takes a bite out of the pie]
Oscar Proud: Hmmm, tart yet sweet, crunchy yet mushy. What kind of pie is this?
Suga Mama: Prune.