- Bobby proud: [holding a duck] Hey dawg, I found ma's dog
- Oscar Proud: Bobby thats a duck.
- Bobby proud: Are you sure?
- Oscar Proud: If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's not a dog.
- Bobby proud: You're right, y'all. "Its dinner.dinner...
- Oscar Proud: [dijonay is holding a cat] Dijonay that is a cat.
- Dijonay Jones: I know that, how much are you paying for cats?, You're looking quite dapper this evening.
- LaCienega Boulevardez: Mr. Proud your looking quite dapper this evening, I'm here for the reward.
- Oscar Proud: Where's Puff?
- LaCienega Boulevardez: Oh, you want the dog? So thats how that works.
- Oscar Proud: [Zoey has a bunch of different breed's of dogs] Zoey none of these dogs are Puff.
- Zoey Howzer: I know I got them from the shelter,i figured since you lost Puff, maybe you would want to adopt one or two...
- Sticky Webb: I have the answer to Sugar Mama's dog problem, it's called ST-Twelve
- Oscar Proud: Thanks Sticky, but Sure Mama wants the real Puff.
- Sticky Webb: Can the real puff give you real-time stock quotes, scores to all the games, and the Jet Beauty of the week?
- Oscar Proud: Beauty of the week? Let me see that.
- Trudy Proud: Good-bye sticky.
- Oscar Proud: Well baby you know your my beauty of the week.
- Trudy Proud: I better be your only beauty.
- Oscar Proud: [gross sisters have what appears to be puff] i don't believe it where'd you find him?
- Nubia Gross: In the alley, now drop the cash I believe you owe u 1 triple 0.
- Oscar Proud: The reward is $10.
- Nubia Gross: Okay will take the 10 and let you owe us the rest.
- Suga Mama: my baby found my baby!
- Nubia Gross: Okay Projd you got the dogs. Now how bout that cash?
- Suga Mama: Puff you stink, smell like you been living in a garbage can
- [sneezes, revealed to be an oppossum]
- Suga Mama: . what the?
- Oscar Proud: [to Nubia] Give me my money back.!