Bone Eater (2007) (TV)

Director:

Jim Wynorski

Release Date:

9 February 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Sci-Fi

Plot:

In Sweet Water, the ambitious entrepreneur Dick Krantz is constructing a resort in the middle of the desert under the protest of the Katonahs...

Plot Keywords:

Bone | Worker | Monster | Investigation | Tomahawk

Cast

Paul Rae	...	Neil Miller
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Adrian Alvarado	...	Chuck Hansen
Bruce Boxleitner	...	Sheriff Evans
Clara Bryant	...	Kelly Evans
Robert Clotworthy	...	Jimmy Winger
Roark Critchlow	...	Deputy Roberts
Randy Flagler	...	Henry
Gil Gerard	...	Big Jim Burns
Brian Gross	...	Dex Pomeroy
Veronica Hamel	...	Miss Hayes
Kristen Honey	...	Rachel LeGrand
Michael Horse	...	Storm Cloud
Jesse Janzen	...	Milo Sachetti
William Katt	...	Doctor
Walter Koenig	...	Coroner
Adoni Maropis	...	Johnny Black Hawk
Carlos Moreno Jr.	...	Randy Cook
William Murphy	...	Jack
Tom Schmid	...	Dr. Clayton Forrester
Timothy Starks	...	Riley (as Tim Starks)
Jim Storm	...	Dick Krantz
Jennifer Lee Wiggins	...	Kaya

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for some violence.

Runtime:

Greece:90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:PG-13 | Singapore:PG

Filming Locations:

Sable Ranch - 25933 Sand Canyon Road, Santa Clarita, California, USA

Company:

Cinetel Films

Goofs:

Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): The chief says; "It is Indian for grapevine." No self respecting American Native would say that. He would identify the appropriate language.

Kids! Just say no.

A great cast, a fantastic CGI monster and a brilliant script. If this film had had any of those things then it might not have been amongst the worst films I've ever wasted an hour and a half on. Infinite chimpanzees with infinite typewriters have not yet written the complete works of Shakespeare but along the way this has appeared in their waste-paper bin and somehow it got made into a movie. You can tell the the actors regret signing those contracts with every word they mutter directly into camera. The CGI is amateurish in the extreme and they might have created more tension of the cast had been attacked with the Sinclair Spectrum it was created on. I wanted to like this film, it has nice cameo appearances by Gil Gerard and Walter Koenig so I expected a fun horror movie that didn't take itself too seriously. It actually does try to take itself seriously but is about as much fun as trip to the dentist. Do yourself a favour. Don't watch this movie, you'll only encourage them to make more.