The Office (TV Series)
Drug Testing (2006)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight Schrute : That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.
Jim Halpert : Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight Schrute : I would remember.
Jim Halpert : [pretending to be serious] Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?
Dwight Schrute : That's not how it works.
Jim Halpert : Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight Schrute : Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you.
Jim Halpert : No! You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?
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Jim Halpert : Wow. What a terrible day to not be able to talk. Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine and dressed like one of The Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it.
[We see a clip of Jim talking to Pam after he had stayed quiet for her the entire day in a game of Jinx]
Jim Halpert : What is he getting out of that relationship?
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Jim Halpert : So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot, which is unfortunate, because, as it turns out, Dwight *finding* drugs is more dangerous than most people *using* drugs.
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Jim Halpert : [referring to Dwight's Volunteer Sheriff's uniform] You look cute today, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute : Thanks, girl.
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Jim Halpert : [deleted scene, growling] Nice.
Pam Beesley : Kevin.
Jim Halpert : Yeah.
Pam Beesley : Do someone else.
Jim Halpert : Um,
[gives Pam a look]
Pam Beesley : Angela.
Jim Halpert : Whoa.
Pam Beesley : The eyebrow.
Jim Halpert : Yeah.
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Pam Beesley : [deleted scene] Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Um, hold, please.
[to Jim]
Pam Beesley : There's a Brenda on the phone for you.
[to Brenda]
Pam Beesley : Just one second, I'll transfer.
Jim Halpert : [telephone ringing]
[shows note to camera "It's OK. She'll call back!"]
