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Army deserter Elmer Winslow and local cowboy Luke Budd are on the run after robbing the evil Sheriff Claypool, stealing his money and fleeing the town, they find themselves with an angry posse on their trail. Joining Elmer and Luke is an Apache warrior, who's out to wreak vengeance on behalf of her decimated people; her plan is to attack the U.S. Army wherever she can find it, and she takes Elmer up on his offer to go with her to the nearest Army outpost he knows. Their plans become complicated when they discover that, as a result of the great Apache Geronimo's curse on the white man, all the people of the surrounding areas have turned into zombies. Written by
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Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people.
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Goofs
When the Sheriff is shot during the ambush scene, it is seen that his face is in Zombie makeup. However, when he falls down from the shot, it's clear that his face is normal.
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Quotes
Claypool:
You say another word and I'm gonna shoot that jaw clean off your face. Then I'm gonna take a shit in your chin hole.
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Crazy Credits
Outtakes are played during the end credits.
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References
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
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Soundtracks
"Hellbound Train"
Written by Elvis Suissa
Performed by Three Bad Jacks
Courtesy of Boston Crown
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I've seen bad films, and I mean BAD films. I fully expected this movie to suck like an event horizon, but... It really wasn't as bad as all that.
It's a zombie flick, set out west with supernatural zombies. Geronimo puts a curse on the white man, and when they're bitten by the undead, they too become zombified.
The acting is good in this, nobody's phoning it in, and the only thing that was kind of iffy on this thing was the story itself. Had they played this as either serious, or as a straight comedy, it would have been good. I think they were trying for a balance of both, but that's the only thing that kind of suffers. Chris Kattan is a funny guy, and has some good lines in this, as well as James Denton, and the female lead. There are some plot holes that are small, but when you pare it all away, it's still better than Diary Of The Dead, and well worth a rental.