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The very first scene sets the sexual stage with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan preparing to hop into bed together. The drawn-out sequence features jokes about Charlie's bedroom full of recording equipment and his wall full of sex tapes. From there, the scene is sped up to lots of cartoonish sexual acrobatics though fully clothed.

A short scene during the Hover part where one of the Harry hovers has its nozzles going in between a dogs back legs so his penis is inside the tube and the hover is on 'suck mode', the dog whines with pleasures, inferring the dogs penis is hard and ejaculating and the hover is sucking him off.

Video recordings show Jody getting "sexually" involved with everything from a houseplant to a microwave oven. She wears a variety of cleavage-baring, tight-fitting outfits.

An "escort" Santa shows off his naked backside.

We see two naked women in the shower covered only by "well-placed" blobs of soap suds.

After taking drugs, Jody and Kendra strip down to bra and panties and proceed to have sex. Suggestive clips are played over the scene.

Kendra seductively runs her fingers in and around Jody's mouth, then the camera focuses on Jody's face while Kendra pleasures her.

Crude drawings of penises are briefly shown.

Kendra does a poll dance, licking the pole and shaking her backside suggestively.

When looking online for info about the "book of evil," Jody keeps ending up on a porn site featuring scantily clad women.

The book Fifty Shades of Grey comes up in a dream sequence involving whips, sex toys and bondage-oriented restraints.

One of the young girls finds a vibrator and a box of sex toys.

Dan drops lots of penis jokes. They're joined by visual and/or verbal gags about bestiality, rape, pedophilia, child and animal molestation, homosexuality, incest, anal sex, oral sex, girls with giant breasts, guys with giant breasts, masturbation, auto-fellatio, copulating dogs, STDs and prostitution.

The group of possessed Christians cut themselves and one another with blades and power tools.

One woman slices her tongue in two, another hacks off her own arm, and a guy saws off his leg, etc. (We see screaming faces and spurting, splashing gore.)

An armless, legless man reports that his genitals are in the corner.

Dan is the victim of many, many thumps and spills. He's kicked in the crotch, falls off tables, smashes through a window, is severely shocked and gets banged on the head with everything from a power box to a rack full of frying pans. Others get poked in the backside and bitten on the leg.

When the wandering rappers first come upon the cabin housing the feral girls, they pull out their guns and start shooting at everything that moves.

Dan and Maria get into a brawl in the front yard, punching and kicking each other, and lashing out with yard ornaments.

Dan is eventually run over by a riding mower.

A group of female reality TV stars also go at it. (Girls are thrown around the room.)

Large apes storm through the streets, pounding humans as they go.

A car explodes.

A ballerina is crushed beneath a falling brick wall. (She comedically survives.)

A newborn is kicked across a stage.

A baby's hair is set on fire and head is thumped into a door jam.

Jody and Dan get into a fight with one of their young charges, exchanging punches to the face with her.

Somebody falls into a pool and is eaten by a shark.

Jody and Kendra walk into a dark basement decorated with hanging animal carcasses.

At least 1 F-word, several partially bleeped F-words during the outtakes reel, 1 N-word, 13 scatological terms, 8 anatomical terms, 18 mild obscenities, 4 religious profanities, 7 religious exclamations and exclamations (shut up.)

Name-calling (crazy, insane, idiot, Ho, whore, slut and dumb animal.)

14 stereotypical references to ghosts and demons, apes, scientists, men, women, parents, feral children, sorority girls, Blacks, whites, Hispanics, the French, grandmothers, paranormal investigators

A lady in the bathroom writes to the main character of the movie names on the windshield.

She writes four words which are: (BITCH, WHORE, SLUT, AND CUl\).

The C-Word was not completely written. It stopped till the half of the letter n.

An older ballerina smokes a cigarette and drinks a martini while dancing.

Jody and Kendra take Ecstasy and then go on a partying romp of dancing and drinking.

Other partygoers drink as well. Two rappers raid an illegal pot farm and steal a bundle of weed. (When they spot the pair of animal-like girls in the woods, they think it's the drugs they've been smoking.)

A group of swimming pool vacuums have a partymimicking human sexual and drug-taking activities. The next morning the pool is scattered with debris, including discarded beer bottles.

The only film in the series to have an antagonist that is genuinely frightening in appearance, but not to the par of antagonists from actual horrors.

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore

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