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Writers (WGA):
David Zucker (written by) &
Pat Proft (written by)
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Release Date:
12 April 2013 (USA) See more »
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Tagline:
Evil is coming. Bring protection. See more »
Plot:
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. Full summary » | Full synopsis »
Awards:
5 nominations See more »
User Reviews:
The perfect film to watch if you want to commit suicide See more (173 total) »

Cast

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Ashley Tisdale ... Jody Sanders

Simon Rex ... Dan Sanders

Gracie Whitton ... Kathy

Ava Kolker ... Lily
Dylan Morris ... Aidan
Ryan Morris ... Aidan

Lidia Porto ... Maria

Darrell Hammond ... Dr. Hall

Snoop Dogg ... Ja' Marcus
Mac Miller ... D'Andre

Erica Ash ... Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux ... Pierre

Molly Shannon ... Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson ... Narrator (voice)

Marisa Saks ... Amy
Marianne Hammock ... Female Aide

Terry Crews ... Martin Jacobs

Tyler Posey ... David

Sarah Hyland ... Mia

Shad Moss ... Eric (as Shad Moss aka Bow Wow)

Katrina Bowden ... Natalie

Ben Cornish ... Dom Kolb

Katt Williams ... Blaine Fulda

Heather Locklear ... Barbara Morgan
Lewis Thompson ... Madea
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci ... Caesar (as Chris 'Critter' Antonucci)

Charlie Sheen ... Charlie Sheen

Lindsay Lohan ... Lindsay Lohan
Scot Nery ... Mama (as Scott Nery)

Jerry O'Connell ... Christian Grey
Jamie Elizabeth Kelton ... Secretary
Macsen Lintz ... French Boy

John Atwood ... Newscaster #1 (as John Boehnke-Atwood)

Lane Carlock ... Newscaster #2

Sheree Whitfield ... Real Housewife #1
Angela Raiola ... Real Housewife #2 (as Angela Riaolo aka Big Ang)
Lil Duval ... Kendra's Brother (as Roland 'Lil Duvall' Powell)

Angie Stone ... Kendra's Cousin (as Angela Stone)

Jasmine Guy ... Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell ... Antoinette Beauchamp (as Ashley Leconte Campbell)

Kate Walsh ... Mal

Usher Raymond ... Ira the Janitor (as Usher)

Clifton Guterman ... Waiter

Mike Tyson ... Mike Tyson
Anna Skidanova ... Nadya

Clayton Landey ... Sodomized Cop
Scott Rousseau ... Santa
Maui Tisdale ... Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog

Audrina Patridge ... Audrina Patridge

Kendra Wilkinson ... Kendra Wilkinson (as Kendra Wilkinson Baskett)
rest of cast listed alphabetically:

Aaron Beelner ... Little Man (uncredited)

Noëlle Renée Bercy ... Ballerina (uncredited)

Faith Blankenship ... Carpet Girl (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece ... Real Housewife #3 (uncredited)
Catherine Cospelich ... Ape Chick #1 (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross ... Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich ... Ballerina (uncredited)
Mariama Diallo ... Porn star (uncredited)

Chris Durfy ... Packer Fan (uncredited)
Michelle Flanagan-Helmeczy ... Theater Patron (uncredited)
Rosetta Gadson ... Audience Member (uncredited)

Jeff Matthew Glover ... Lab Tech (uncredited)
Jon Gould ... Ballet patron (uncredited)
Rory Healy ... Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy ... Witch (uncredited)

Michael Howell ... Theater Worker (uncredited)
Abigail Jackson ... Ballet Attendee (uncredited)
Michael Jaegers ... Waiter (uncredited)
Amanda Jelks ... Ballerina (uncredited)

Andrew R. Kaplan ... Black Tie Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Kendall Keith ... Bikini Girl (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz ... Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

King ... Upscale Club Guy (uncredited)
Nikki Lashae ... Ballerina (uncredited)

Gabe Lustman ... Theatre Patron (uncredited)
Katy McKenna ... Orchestra Performer (uncredited)
Suelyn Medeiros ... Woman on Yacht (uncredited)
Juan Carlos Mejia ... Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Ken Melde ... Cafe Patron (uncredited)
Lucie Rivera O'Ferrall ... Ballet Attendee (uncredited)

Ozzy Ojito ... Raul the Gardner (uncredited)

John J. Palomino ... Night Club Patron (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin ... Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Dena Rivera ... Viv at Ballet (uncredited)

Joel Rogers ... Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Sandy Simmons ... Model (uncredited)
Dianne Starkey ... Ballet patron (uncredited)
Shannon Stough ... Porn Star (uncredited)
Dathan Thigpen ... Extra (uncredited)

Amanda Topper ... Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Josh Turner ... Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Michael J. Walker ... Executive (uncredited)
Kathy Walton ... Ballet Attendee (uncredited)
Memi West ... Audience / Patron (uncredited)
Emily Chandler Westergreen ... Mara (uncredited)

David Zucker ... Packer Fan (uncredited)

Directed by
Malcolm D. Lee 
David Zucker (additional scenes) (uncredited)
 
Writing credits
(WGA)
David Zucker (written by) &
Pat Proft (written by)

Produced by
Brian Bell .... executive producer
Phil Dornfeld .... producer
Matthew Signer .... executive producer
Mike Wagstaffe .... co-producer
Bob Weinstein .... executive producer
Harvey Weinstein .... executive producer
David Zucker .... producer
 
Original Music by
James L. Venable 
 
Cinematography by
Steven Douglas Smith 
 
Film Editing by
Sam Seig 
 
Casting by
Juel Bestrop 
 
Production Design by
Clark Hunter 
 
Art Direction by
Timothy David O'Brien 
 
Costume Design by
Keith G. Lewis 
 
Makeup Department
Lay'Na Anderson .... makeup artist
Denise Baer .... makeup fx hair punching
Stephanie Barnes .... makeup artist
Bryan Blair .... makeup lab technician (as Brian Blair)
Richard Boggs .... hair stylist
Michelle Diamantides .... key hair stylist
Dan Driscoll .... makeup fx
Lee Gren .... graphic designer specialty tattoos: Tinsley Studio
Jamie Grove .... makeup fx painter
Mecki Heussen .... makeup fx animatronics
Carol Jones .... makeup effects fabrication
Hiroshi Katagiri .... makeup fx sculptor
Adruitha Lee .... department head hairstylist
Adruitha Lee .... wigs/hair designer
Aaron Light .... hairstyles: lindsay lohan
Cole Patterson .... makeup artist: Usher
Gary Pawlowski .... makeup effects mold designer
Dionne Pitsikoulis .... makeup artist
Mike J. Regan .... senior makeup fx technician
Duane Saylor .... makeup artist
Gabriel Solana .... makeup artist
Gary J. Tunnicliffe .... special makeup effects designer
Ariane Turner .... key makeup artist
Steve Winsett .... special makeup effects artist
Leigh Ann Yandle .... makeup department head
 
Production Management
Brian Bell .... unit production manager
Eric Bergman .... post-production supervisor
Gigi Causey .... production supervisor
Frank Murray .... production consultant
Tim Pedegana .... post-production supervisor
Matthew Signer .... executive in charge of production
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Steve Battaglia .... first assistant director
Tim Fitzgerald .... second assistant director
Danielle King .... second second assistant director
Jessie Sasser Kloos .... second assistant director (as Jessie Daniel)
Doug Metzger .... first assistant director
David Zucker .... assistant director: reshoots
 
Art Department
Fred Apolito .... propmaker
Rose Ashikyan .... on set dresser: b-unit
Angela Boulet .... assistant property master
Clint Carney .... prop maker
Tasha Clarkson .... set decoration buyer
Jay Cooper .... set dresser
Andi Crumbley .... art department coordinator (as Andrea Crumbley)
Hank Curtis .... set dresser
Warren Drummond .... storyboard artist
Andrea Flader .... art department assistant
Jordan Gurren .... property master: Second Unit
Gabe Harrington .... set dressing gang boss
Todd Harris .... storyboard artist
Darryl Henley .... storyboard artist
Sherman Kew .... art department coordinator: re-shoot
Swift Moseley .... key greensman
Jenn Moye .... graphic artist
Greg O'Donohue .... leadman: additional photography
Mauricio Ruiz .... concept artist: Gary J. Tunnicliffe's Two Hours In The Dark Inc. (as Maury Ruiz)
Marlow Sanchez .... construction coordinator
Trip Sheehan .... leadman
Joey Sisson .... set dresser
Gary Damian Thomas .... storyboard artist (as Gary Thomas)
Jason Vanover .... key greensman: additional photography
Andrew Wert .... property master
Steven Spelman .... props assistant (uncredited)
 
Sound Department
Cooper Andrews .... boom operator: Day Player
Gary Boatner .... utility sound
Benjamin James Bradshaw .... foley mixer
Jason Brennan .... additional re-recording mixer
Scott Brewster .... adr recordist
Ryan Briley .... adr editor
Patrick Christensen .... adr engineer
Matt Derber .... sound utility
Chris Diebold .... supervising sound designer
Chris Durfy .... production sound mixer
Brent Findley .... mobile adr mixer
Kevin Froines .... assistant sound editor
Trevor Gates .... sound effects editor
Stephen Halbert .... sound mixer: second unit
Blair Halver .... sound mixer: second unit
Angela Hemingway .... dialogue editor
Steven Iba .... supervising sound editor
Trevor Jolly .... supervising adr editor
Richard Kitting .... sound re-recording mixer
Eric Maldin .... adr mixer
Brian McKinney .... boom operator
Myron Nettinga .... sound re-recording mixer
Matt Robinson .... boom operator
Zachary Schmitt .... foley editor
Spencer Schwieterman .... adr mixer
Chris Terhune .... sound editor
Chris Terhune .... sound effects editor
Vicki Vandegrift .... foley artist
Karri Brantley .... adr (uncredited)
Alexander Lowe .... pro tools playback (uncredited)
Roy Machado .... adr mixer (uncredited)
 
Special Effects by
Roland Blancaflor .... special makeup effects technician
Garrett V. Martin .... special effects technician
Elizabeth Ralston .... additional special effects technician
Jake Valdez .... special effects technician
Greg Waddle .... special effects technician
 
Visual Effects by
Guillaume Arrieux .... digital compositor
Graeme Baitz .... digital compositor: Zoic Studios
Lawren Bancroft-Wilson .... visual effects coordinator: Atmosphere
Laurence Berkani .... visual effects producer: Solid, Mtl.
Kristen Branan .... head of production: Zoic Studios
Stephanie Broussaud .... visual effects artist
Jayson Castro .... digital compositor
Bogdan Cristescu .... digital compositor
Monette Dubin .... visual effects consultant
Nick Erdos .... visual effects artist
Vikas Ganer .... compositor
Jamison Scott Goei .... visual effects supervisor: Rez-Illusion
Brandon Hines .... compositor
Alex Hughes .... digital paint artist
Kenton Hulme .... visual effects editor
Terry Hutcheson .... visual effects producer: Atmosphere
Andrew Karr .... visual effects supervisor: Atmosphere
Daniel Osaki .... visual effects artist
Rahul Pokharkar .... visual effects artist
Toby Taplin .... visual effects artist
Shivas Thilak Anthikkat .... digital paint artist
Drew Tobin .... compositor
 
Stunts
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci .... stunts
Remi Bakkar .... stunt double: Charlie Sheen
Danya Bateman .... stunts
Laura M. Beamer .... stunt person
JoAnn Bernat .... stunt double: Heather Locklear
Eddie Braun .... stunt double: Charlie Sheen
Max Calder .... stunts
Jwaundace Candece .... stunt actor
Jwaundace Candece .... stunts
Jennifer Cocker .... stunt double: Heather Locklear
Johnny Cooper .... stunts
Monty Cox .... stunt coordinator
Callie Croughwell .... stunt double: Ashley Tisdale
Elizabeth Davidovich .... stunt double: Lindsay Lohan
Elizabeth Davidovich .... stunt double: Molly Shannon
Nick DeKay .... stunts
Philip Dido .... stunts
Alex Duke .... utility stunts
Justin Charles Evans .... stunt performer
Lex D. Geddings .... utility stunts
John Gilbert .... stunt double: Simon Rex
Dante Ha .... stunts (as W. Dante Ha)
Randy Haynie .... stunts
Brian T. Hewitt .... utility stunts
Damita Jane Howard .... stunt double: Erica Ash (as Damita Howard)
Craig Jensen .... utility stunts
Jasi Cotton Lanier .... stunt performer (2013)
Nito Larioza .... stunt performer
Clint Lilley .... stunt performer
Sidney S. Liufau .... stunts
Kurt D. Lott .... utility stunts
Aby Martin .... utility stunts (as Abigail Martin)
Anderson Martin .... stunts
Sarah Molasky .... stunt double: Lindsay Lohan
T. Ryan Mooney .... stunts
Kevin Morgan .... stunt double: Jerry O'Connell
Caryn Mower .... stunt double: Molly Shannon
Matthew Austin Murray .... stunt performer: Psycho Gorilla
Ana Clare Natal .... stunt double: Gracie Whitton
Scot Nery .... stunt double: Snoop Dogg
Howard Cosmonaut Palmer .... stunt performer (as Howard Palmer)
Dave Phillips .... stunt rigger
Sarah Reagin .... stunt double: Ashley Tisdale
Sarah Reagin .... stunt performer
Greg Reynolds .... stunts
Meredith Richardson .... stunts
Andy Rusk .... stunts
Monty L. Simons .... stunts
Lonnie R. Smith Jr. .... stunt performer
Daniel Browning Smith .... stunts
Ryan Stratis .... utility stunts
Ashley Rae Trisler .... stunt performer
Eric VanArsdale .... stunt performer
Courtney Willingham .... stunt performer
John Zimmerman .... stunt rigger
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Erik Arendt .... lighting technician
Richard Arnold .... second unit best boy grip
Irie Bailey .... b dolly grip
Jose F. Barrios .... grip
Jonathan Carbonaro .... digital imaging technician
Adam Castro .... first assistant camera
Cristen Clark .... lighting technician
Quantrell D. Colbert .... still photographer
Lyndel Crosley .... dailies colourist
Lyndel Crosley .... digital imaging technician: additional photography
Stephen Crowley .... gaffer
Michael J. Davis .... best boy electric
Justin DeGuire .... assistant camera
Rami Elias .... electrician
Terry Fitzpatrick .... second unit: video assist & video overlay
Jeff Funderburk .... best boy electric: second unit
James Biggame Gallimore .... hd video assist
Mike Gentry .... second unit electrician
Rodrigue Gomes .... digital utility
Humphrey Jarrod .... rigging key grip
Scott Jolliff .... electrician
Justin Yardley Jones .... rigging grip
Larry Kaster .... gaffer: additional second unit
Bob E. Krattiger .... gaffer: los angeles
Joseph Krattiger .... lighting technician (additional photography)
Lane Leagans .... best boy grip
Lane Leagans .... key grip: 2nd Unit
Sherri Angela Leger .... second assistant camera
Michael P. May .... camera operator
David McLendon .... electrician
Mark Emery Moore .... camera operator
Greg Morse .... 24 frame video operator
Jarrod Oswald .... first assistant camera
Jesse Wayne Parker .... key grip
Meiklejohn Pate .... additional grip
David Peirce .... company grip
Christopher E. Pettus .... electrician
Melanie A. Ragone .... day player: grip
Dave Richardson .... key grip (as David Richardson)
Kevin M. Rowe .... day player: grip
Nick Rowland .... electrician
Tim Ryan .... second unit gaffer
Tim Ryan .... set lighting technician
Cameron Schwartz .... second assistant camera
Jeremy Selsor .... rigging grip
Hektor Stockton .... electric: day player
Fred Thomas .... second assistant camera (a camera)
Joseph Thomas .... first assistant camera
Mike Torino .... assistant camera
Jordan C. Kadovitz .... hd video assist: re-shoots (uncredited)
 
Casting Department
Janella Bersabal .... extras casting
Brittany A. Jones .... casting
Patty Majorczak-Connolly .... adr voice casting
Genia Nooks .... casting assistant
George Pierre .... casting: Atlanta
D.A. Sims .... extras casting
Mark Sussman .... adr voice casting
Dixie Webster .... additional casting: additional photography unit
Nathan Wright .... extras casting
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Dustin Angus .... key costumer
Jessica Tyger Davis .... wardrobe: re-shoots
Shayne Allen Duhon .... set costumer
Keith Hudson .... costume textile artist
Gertrude Moore .... seamstress
Elisa R. Richards .... assistant costume designer
Ruth Stansbury .... set costumer
 
Editorial Department
John Allen .... colorist: dailies
Stuart Burkin .... executive in charge of post production
Pete Conlin .... post production
Steven Cuellar .... apprentice editor
Jason Fabbro .... digital intermediate colorist
Stephanie Gangel .... post-production assistant
Craig Herring .... additional editor
Jonathan Hoffman .... post production
Julian McDougald .... digital intermediate producer
Carl S.G. Moore .... digital intermediate producer
Les Morgan .... editorial production assistant
Jim Passon .... color timer
David Raymond .... first assistant editor
Charlie B. Spaht .... assistant editor
Justin Staley .... dailies operator: additional photography
Chris Van Duyn .... dailies operations: technicolor
Everette Webber .... digital intermediate editor
Denise Woodgerd .... dailies producer
 
Music Department
Bruce Aronson .... composer: additional music
Richard Glasser .... music supervisor
Miles Hankins .... orchestrator
Tanya Noel Hill .... music editor
Michael Parlett .... music editor
Michael Reola .... orchestrator
Jermaine Stegall .... synthesizer programmer: score
 
Transportation Department
Arthur C. Chesser .... driver
Bobbie Collis .... transportation
Terry Collis .... transportation coordinator
Jonathan L. Scott .... driver: prop truck
Hector Tapia .... driver: sound and video truck
 
Other crew
Duffy Astriab .... assistant: Ashley Tisdale
Mark Behar .... production consultant
Tim Blanchard .... stand-in: Dom
Angel Cook .... key set production assistant
Mark Cottrell .... location manager
Lindsey Dean .... key first assistant accountant
Ideene Dehdashti .... additional set production assistant
Ryan Dirkes .... assistant location manager
Jessica Drake .... dialect coach
Louis Farah Jr. .... set medic
Ethan D. Firestone .... production assistant
Steven Fulcher .... office production assistant
Bennett Gammon .... additional production assistant: first team
Jacqueline Garcia .... production secretary
Larry Gilbert .... police security
Jackey Hall .... photo double: Ashley Tisdale
Adam Hamilton .... stand-in
Amy Hawkins .... payroll accountant
Michael Herron .... hd video engineer
Nina Hodge .... assistant production coordinator (as Darnina Hodge)
Meredith Humbracht .... production coordinator
Daniel Jarvie .... body double
Aakomon Jones .... choreographer
Joshua Jones .... location assistant
Michael S. Jones .... key assistant location manager
Holly Jordan .... accounting clerk
Jonathan S. Kennedy .... stand-in: Mike Tyson
Duncan Lamberson .... key craft service: second unit
Nicholas Leone .... production assistant
Kev Magee .... assistant production coordinator
Tim McClure .... additional location assistant
Trevor McNure .... set production assistant: day player
Maddy Meyburgh .... production assistant
Mike Park .... production legal counsel
Kelli Parsons .... travel coordinator
Nathaniel 'Nate' Patterson IV .... background production assistant
Nate Patterson .... production assistant
Tom Prince .... executive in charge of production
Mike J. Regan .... puppeteer (as Mike Jay Regan)
Alan Robbins .... set medic: second unit
Rebecca Rogers .... stunt production assistant
Catherine Round .... ballet choreographer/celebrity coach
Vicki L. Sawyer .... production accountant
Robert Severance .... police security
Joel Simmons .... production assistant
Gene Michael Smith .... set production assistant
Gabrielle Stein .... stand-in
Cryselle Stewart .... location coordinator
Adam M. Stone .... product placement coordinator
Cat Stone .... product placement coordinator
Robert Tarpinian .... marketing research
Kishawnna Terry .... accounting assistant
Kim Thio .... paramedic
Steven Tolbert .... office production assistant
Carol Tresan .... animal trainer
Greg Tresan .... animal coordinator
Tom Tresemer .... set production assistant
Gary J. Tunnicliffe .... puppeteer (as Gary John Tunnicliffe)
Doug Van Arsdale .... craft service
Doug VanArsdale .... craft service
David Zucker .... additional scenes: reshoots
Mariah Breitel Hembree .... post script services (uncredited)
 

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Also Known As:
"Scary MoVie" - USA (promotional title)
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MPAA:
Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore
Runtime:
USA:86 min
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Did You Know?

Trivia:
David Zucker said in an interview that the movie's release actually had a 3 year wait because the studio tried to convince him to return to direct. Finally, the studio and Zucker agreed that Zucker returns, but as a writer. Then the studio hired Malcolm D. Lee to direct after Lee helmed "Soul Men" (2008) for the same studio. Before Zucker was added to write. The initial script was delivered by writers Stephen Leff, John Aboud and Michael Colton. Zucker rewrote it first together with Lee and later again with his long-time writing partner Pat Proft.See more »
Goofs:
Continuity: When Jody wakes up after her wild night out partying with Kendra her alarm clock reads 10:38 AM. But the time stamp on the surveillance camera that shows her then backing out of her driveway to go to ballet rehearsal shows around 9:10 AM.See more »
Quotes:
Peter:Okay, well let's at least finish the song. Everyone hold hands... except for Eric.
Eric:Damn.
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Soundtrack:
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177 out of 229 people found the following review useful.
The perfect film to watch if you want to commit suicide, 12 April 2013
Author: waqar khan from Pakistan

The latest installment in the series of lazy spoofs, this film offers virtually nothing to its audience, insulting their intelligence for an hour-and-a-half with perhaps the worst collection of blatantly uninspired and recycled gags ever put to into a film.

The horrendous excuse for a plot centers on a suburban wife (Ashley Tisdale) and her dimwitted husband (Simon Rex) moving into a haunted house with their possessed adopted children. From there, the film parodies the biggest blockbusters of the last few years, but does so without a semblance of relevance, creativity or wit.

It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan sharing the opening scene – an incredibly stupid and borderline cringe-worthy, but inexplicably entertaining chuckle at their fall from grace.

It's all downhill from there as the rest of the film plays out as a series of unconnected set pieces seen literally hundreds of times before. Often, such an unappealing movie is still able to salvage hope by suiting itself for a target market, but it is hard to see any audience group, from 15 year old to stoner, defending this abomination.

One would have to drink Lindsay under the table, smoke copious amounts of bud with Snoop Dogg and/or Lion and snort pure tiger blood with Charlie to even come close to drawing any semblance of enjoyment from this disaster. An imminent sweep of this year's Razzies doesn't seem like ironic punishment enough for one of the worst films ever made.

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