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Scary Movie 5 (2013)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 12 April 2013 (USA)
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A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.

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Dan
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Lily
Dylan Morris ...
Aidan
Ryan Morris ...
Aidan
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Maria
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Amy
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Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late. Written by Dimension Films

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Evil is coming. Bring protection. See more »

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore | See all certifications »

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12 April 2013 (USA)  »

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Scary MoVie  »

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Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$14,157,367, 14 April 2013, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$32,015,787

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$78,378,744
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1.85 : 1
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Ted appeared on the cover but did not make the film's theatrical final cut. In the Blu-ray extended version, Ted appears in the Jody Black Swan intimate, drug fueled encounter with Kendra, as among the many bedroom attendees in intercourse. See more »

Goofs

When Jody wakes up after her wild night out partying with Kendra her alarm clock reads 10:38 AM. But the time stamp on the surveillance camera that shows her then backing out of her driveway to go to ballet rehearsal shows around 9:10 AM. See more »

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Dom Kolb: You need to clear your subconscious, and watch what you think about. Nothing crazy.
Jody Campbell: Right. Like having your crotch burst into flames.
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Bloopers and alternative takes are shown during the ending credits. See more »

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Spoofs Step Up (2006) See more »

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I Want Her
Written by Mike Puskas, Steven Harris, and Georgia Harris
Performed by Blind Truth ft. Georgia Harris
Courtesy of Music of the Sea, Inc.
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Terrifying in all the worst ways.
17 May 2013 | by See all my reviews

It is almost inconceivable to imagine how much effort a group of people would have to put into making a film as bad as Scary Movie 5. The latest instalment in the series of lazy spoofs, not including some unforgivable side projects including Date Movie and Epic Movie, this film offers virtually nothing to its audience, insulting their intelligence for an hour-and-a-half with perhaps the worst collection of blatantly uninspired and recycled gags ever put to celluloid.

The film's horrendous excuse for a plot centres on a suburban wife (Ashley Tisdale) and her dimwitted husband (Simon Rex) moving into a haunted house with their possessed adopted children. From there, the film brings its staple of parodying the biggest blockbusters of the last few years, but does so without a semblance of relevance, creativity or wit.

It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan sharing the opening scene- an incredibly stupid and borderline cringe-worthy, but inexplicably entertaining chuckle at their fall from grace.

It's all downhill from there, though, as the rest of the film plays out as a series of unconnected set pieces seen literally hundreds of times before. Often, such an unappealing movie is still able to salvage some hope by suiting itself for a target market, but it is hard to see any audience group, from 15 year-olds to stoners, defending this abomination.

One would have to drink Lindsay under the table, smoke copious amounts of bud with Snoop Dogg and/or Lion and snort pure tiger blood with Charlie to even come close to drawing any semblance of enjoyment from this disaster. An imminent sweep of this year's Razzies doesn't seem like ironic punishment enough for one of the worst films ever made.

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