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Scary Movie 5 (2013)

 -  Comedy  -  12 April 2013 (USA)
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A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.

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Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late. Written by Dimension Films

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Evil is coming. Bring protection. See more »

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Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore | See all certifications »

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$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$14,157,367 (USA) (12 April 2013)

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$32,014,289 (USA) (19 July 2013)
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"The Evil Dead" is spoofed although it was released only one week before "Scary Movie 5". The "Scary" producers approached the "Evil Dead" script and basically spoofed the trailer. The "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie isn't even in production yet, but is already spoofed in this film. See more »

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When Jody wakes up after her wild night out partying with Kendra her alarm clock reads 10:38 AM. But the time stamp on the surveillance camera that shows her then backing out of her driveway to go to ballet rehearsal shows around 9:10 AM. See more »

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Snoop Dogg: When we get this reward, we gonna get ourselves a boat, some bitches and a shark
Mac Miller: Why are we gonna need a shark?
Snoop Dogg: We just gon' need one.
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The Gnarlach Mission
Written by Aaron Zigman
Performed by Aaron Zigman
Courtesy of The Weinstein Company
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The perfect film to watch if you want to commit suicide
12 April 2013 | by (Pakistan) – See all my reviews

The latest installment in the series of lazy spoofs, this film offers virtually nothing to its audience, insulting their intelligence for an hour-and-a-half with perhaps the worst collection of blatantly uninspired and recycled gags ever put to into a film.

The horrendous excuse for a plot centers on a suburban wife (Ashley Tisdale) and her dimwitted husband (Simon Rex) moving into a haunted house with their possessed adopted children. From there, the film parodies the biggest blockbusters of the last few years, but does so without a semblance of relevance, creativity or wit.

It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan sharing the opening scene – an incredibly stupid and borderline cringe-worthy, but inexplicably entertaining chuckle at their fall from grace.

It's all downhill from there as the rest of the film plays out as a series of unconnected set pieces seen literally hundreds of times before. Often, such an unappealing movie is still able to salvage hope by suiting itself for a target market, but it is hard to see any audience group, from 15 year old to stoner, defending this abomination.

One would have to drink Lindsay under the table, smoke copious amounts of bud with Snoop Dogg and/or Lion and snort pure tiger blood with Charlie to even come close to drawing any semblance of enjoyment from this disaster. An imminent sweep of this year's Razzies doesn't seem like ironic punishment enough for one of the worst films ever made.


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