Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds (2006)

Rebekah Kochan: Tiffani von der Sloot

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Quotes 

• [while sketching Troy in class] 

  Tiffani : [drooling]  I wanna hit that harder than Ike hit Tina.

  Kyle : [ditto]  I wanna be wrapped in his arms forever and ever.

  Gwen Anderson : I wanna see him get it on with his boyfriend.

  Kyle : You think he's gay?

  Gwen Anderson : Does Whitney want crack?

• Tiffani : [about whether Troy is straight or gay]  He's an enigma, fucking a riddle, fucking a mystery.

• [Troy drops his robe, ready to model nude for art class] 

  Troy : [to Mr. Thompson]  So, uh, w-where do you want me?

  Tiffani : [almost to herself]  On my face!

  Neil : [to Troy, nervously]  D-Right here on my desk and, uh, we'll get you in, um, several different positions.

  Kyle : [almost to himself]  Missionary, reverse-cowgirl, sixty-nine...

• Tiffani : Be proud, bi-boy!

• Tiffani : I just... I just want to hear "I love you" instead of "Take it, you tight, little snatch."

• Tiffani : [keenly observant]  You haven't fucked him yet.

  Marc : Hey, I don't treat people like pieces of meat.

  Tiffani : Well, you should. It's fun.

• Tiffani : Oh, hi, yummy. I'm Tiffani.

  Octavio : The rhinoceros?

• Tiffani : Okay, just because we used to date the same loser doesn't mean we have to be all cunty to each other.

• Kyle : This is war! Marc is gonna rue the day he ever messed with me!

  Tiffani : Wow, you almost seem like a top!