Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds (2006)

Mink Stole: Helen

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• Helen : [sobbing]  You're a fag and I want my little faggot back!

• [Helen, coming upon her son Kyle kissing Tiffani in public, thinks her son's gone straight while Marc and Troy watch] 

  Helen : [joyfully, after smothering her son with kisses]  You don't understand. I used to catch this boy masturbating with every vegetable in the frig, and now THIS!

  Helen : [to Kyle]  Have you told that awful ex-boyfriend of yours yet?

  Kyle : [looking over to "awful ex-boyfriend" Marc]  Mom, I-I have a feeling that he already knows.

  Marc : I have a feeling this is the funniest thing he's ever seen.

  Kyle : Well, I have a feeling that the childish things that he's doing are acts of jealousy; and, in some small way, it's kind of nice to know that he cares for a change.

  Helen : Who gives a shit about him? I'm gonna be a grandma!