- [Top Cat's party is interrupted]
- Top Cat: Uh-oh... Why, Officer Dibble, you look positively nauseating. Is something the matter?
- [Dibble growls]
- Top Cat: Couldn't you find the chop suey? Don't worry about it, just give Benny the address and...
- [Dibble snarls]
- Top Cat: Okay gang, party's over... huh?
- [Everyone's gone, leaving TC to face Dibble alone]
- Top Cat: Cowards!
- Top Cat: [looking inside his can] Now, where's my toothbrush? I'll just have to run down to the corner store for a new one...
- Officer Dibble: You won't be able to talk your way out of this one, T.C.!
- [shuts the trash can, trapping Top Cat inside]
- Officer Dibble: Okay, boys! Pick it up!
- [a garbage truck rolls down the alley]
- Top Cat: I hate to pry, sir, but what's happening?
- Officer Dibble: [carrying the can] You know that Hudson River cruise you wanted?
- Top Cat: You mean...?
- Officer Dibble: Right! I'm gonna let you have it!
- [tosses the can into the truck, and it drives away]
- Officer Dibble: Bon voyage, Top Cat!
- [last lines]
- [on a garbage tug boat on the Hudson]
- Top Cat: Well, it isn't the cruise I had in mind, and the accommodations aren't exactly first-class. But who's complaining? At least this way I'll avoid the crowd!
- Officer Dibble: [on the phone] It's incredible, Sarge. He's taking it like a man. You'd never believe he has one week left to live.
- Top Cat: [thunderstruck] So that's it... the Doc was holding out on me... old T.C.'s gonna cash in his chips in a week!
- Officer Dibble: I gotta go now, Sarge. Poor old Top Cat...
- [hangs up and leaves]
- Top Cat: For the first time in my life I think I'm gonna faint!
- Fancy-Fancy: [chatting up a curvaceous cat] Come on, baby, we could make beautiful music together!
- [the girl giggles]
- Fancy-Fancy: Let me take you away from all this! Give us a kiss!
- [the girl knocks him down]
- Fancy-Fancy: Oh, boy, she's weakening! Last time she used a club!