Jack Tripper: My Diary, by Wanda X.
Chrissy Snow: Yeah. I wonder what the X stands for.
Jack Tripper: MMMMM, Chrissy, have you read this? X isn't a name, it's a rating!
Chrissy Snow: You talk and I'll type.
Jack Tripper: Ok. January 1st. My eyes opened to the dawn of a new year. I looked over and saw Julian's sleeping form. Something stirred within me, some deep primitive lust. I reached over, touched Julian's shoulder and...
[stops reading and eyes widen in disbelief]
Chrissy Snow: Jack...
Jack Tripper: Shhh!
Chrissy Snow: What happens when she touched Julian's shoulder?
Jack Tripper: Everything. Here, read this entry here.
Chrissy Snow: [reads it in increasing disbelief] Did you see what she did on Washington's birthday?
Jack Tripper: Yeah, I'll be old George didn't even do that on his honeymoon.