- Helen Roper: [Mrs. Roper asks Chrissy if she can borrow some money to pay for her U.P.S. delivery. Chrissy is short a few dollars and offers Mrs. Roper an I.O.U] Chrissy, you can't give an I.O.U. to the U.P.S. for a C.O.D.! They might call the F.B.I.!
- [She then laughs as Chrissy looks stupified]
- [last lines]
- Janet Wood: We practically called Chrissy a thief, and she's not even mad at us. You know, you're so understanding.
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah. Well, I'll tell you why.
- Janet Wood: Why?
- Chrissy Snow: Well, one day when I was in the fourth grade I sat down and there was a tack in my chair.
- Jack Tripper: I don't see your point.
- Chrissy Snow: I didn't neither.
- [laughs]
- Chrissy Snow: To get even, after school, I pushed Tommy Dallas into a mud puddle.
- Janet Wood: Oh, because he was the one who put that tack on your chair?
- Chrissy Snow: No, it wasn't him. It was someone else. It's so simple, don't you understand?
- [they look at her nonplussed]
- Chrissy Snow: You see, I did something to someone who turned out to be what he wasn't because I thought he did something that he didn't.
- Jack Tripper: [in weird little boy voice] Some day I'm going to kill you, Chrissy.
- Janet Wood: Jack...
- Jack Tripper: No, I'm just... Don't worry about it, Chrissy. Hey, that scar you got from the tack is hardly noticeable.
- Chrissy Snow: [on her high horse] How do you know?
- Janet Wood: Yeah! How do you know?
- Jack Tripper: You're forgetting today I was painting outside your bedroom window.
- Janet Wood: Jack, you...
- Jack Tripper: By the way, Janet, that's a lovely birthmark you've got on your...
- [she chases him out]