Emily Gilmore: [Lorelai and Rory have a high-spirited discussion at Friday night dinner] Spaghetti and meatballs is just too much excitement.
Liz Danes: Hey, let me tell you my big exciting news.
Luke Danes: Oh-oh.
Liz Danes: It's not an oh-oh, it's good. Unless you don't like babies, in which case it's not so good.
Luke Danes: You're pregnant?
Liz Danes: Oh, it was supposed to be a surprise, who told you?
Luke Danes: You just did.
Liz Danes: Wow, I blew my own surprise!
Luke Danes: Who are they?
Liz Danes: They're the support group of single moms I hooked up with. They're horrible! All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch. I'd have left every one of them too!
Liz Danes: I'm gonna do all the healthy things for me I did not do last time I was pregnant, like not binge drink.
Luke Danes: [to support group] Can I get you ladies anything? Compassion? Perspective?
Emily Gilmore: I'm all alone here and I desperately need to run a couple of errands.
Lorelai Gilmore: And there's no one else?
Emily Gilmore: I don't remember being in labor for 14 hours with anyone else, so no, there's no one else.
Lorelai Gilmore: What's that smell?
Sookie St. James: 68 pounds of marijuana.
Richard Gilmore: [the Gilmores are discussing buildings that should have Rory's name on them] The Rory Gilmore Medical Research Laboratory.
Emily Gilmore: No, that sounds like monkey testing. People won't pick it!