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"Gilmore Girls" Driving Miss Gilmore (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Quotes

Luke Danes: Who are they?

Liz Danes: They're the support group of single moms I hooked up with. They're horrible! All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch. I'd have left every one of them too!

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Emily Gilmore: [Lorelai and Rory have a high-spirited discussion at Friday night dinner] Spaghetti and meatballs is just too much excitement.

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Liz Danes: Hey, let me tell you my big exciting news.

Luke Danes: Oh-oh.

Liz Danes: It's not an oh-oh, it's good. Unless you don't like babies, in which case it's not so good.

Luke Danes: You're pregnant?

Liz Danes: Oh, it was supposed to be a surprise, who told you?

Luke Danes: You just did.

Liz Danes: Wow, I blew my own surprise!

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Luke Danes: [to support group] Can I get you ladies anything? Compassion? Perspective?

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Rory Gilmore: I could kill him!

Logan Huntzberger: You'd have to get in a very long line.

Rory Gilmore: The man should be drawn and quartered.

Logan Huntzberger: There's no fast pass, either. You just got to wait.

Rory Gilmore: Quartering's too good for him. He should be eighthed, sixteenthed.

Logan Huntzberger: I don't know; you quarter a guy, he's in four pieces. That's tough to recover from.

Rory Gilmore: He should be stretched on a rack, iron maidened, strappadoed.

Logan Huntzberger: Oh, my god. What is strappadoed?

Rory Gilmore: When you suspend him in the air with a rope tied to his hands that are tied behind his back.

Logan Huntzberger: You're scaring me with your knowledge of torture.

Rory Gilmore: I did a paper on the attorney general. It comes with the territory.

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Liz Danes: I'm gonna do all the healthy things for me I did not do last time I was pregnant, like not binge drink.

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Emily Gilmore: I'm all alone here and I desperately need to run a couple of errands.

Lorelai Gilmore: And there's no one else?

Emily Gilmore: I don't remember being in labor for 14 hours with anyone else, so no, there's no one else.

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[last lines]

Lorelai Gilmore: What's that smell?

Sookie St. James: 68 pounds of marijuana.

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Lorelai Gilmore: [about Emily Gilmore's new car] That's not a car. It's a rap video set.

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Richard Gilmore: [the Gilmores are discussing buildings that should have Rory's name on them] The Rory Gilmore Medical Research Laboratory.

Emily Gilmore: No, that sounds like monkey testing. People won't pick it!

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