Hannah Montana (TV Series)

It's a Mannequin's World (2006)

Jason Earles: Jackson Stewart

Quotes 

• Cooper : I am going to tell you something nobody outside my family knows.

  Jackson Stewart : You still drink Shirley Temples?

  [laughs] 

  Cooper : [angry]  They are fruity and refreshing!

• Jackson Stewart : C'mon. There's a spare key out here somewhere.

  Cooper : Okay. First, you dropped a cake. Then you lock yourself outside of the house with the new cake. I'm starting to think you got some cake issues.

  Jackson Stewart : Less thinky. More looky. Alright?

• Hannah Montana : [opening birthday gift]  Sheepskin seat covers? You got me a present for your car?

  Jackson Stewart : Hey when I drive you to the mall, I want you to be comfortable.

  [excited] 

  Jackson Stewart : For Christmas, I'm getting you chrome spinners!

  Hannah Montana : Fine. And you're getting a black leather skirt with matching pumps. Mess. With. Me!

• Cooper : What are you doing?

  Jackson Stewart : What's it look like I'm doing? I'm baking the cake.

  [reading recipe] 

  Jackson Stewart : Alright I got milk, flour and I'll add 3 eggs. Alright.

  [takes 3 eggs and plops it into mixture] 

  Jackson Stewart : 1,2,3.

  Cooper : Uh, Jackson?

  Jackson Stewart : Shh! Now, stir. Alright.

  [stirring aggressively] 

  Jackson Stewart : Stupid pelicans. Pelicans eat fish, not cake. Everybody knows that!

  [picks up egg] 

  Jackson Stewart : Coop, I think there's something wrong here.

  Cooper : You're supposed to break the eggs, fool.

  Jackson Stewart : Totally makes sense.

  [breaks two eggs with the shell in the mixture] 

  Jackson Stewart : Thank you!

  Cooper : I cannot watch this anymore.