Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
And the Plot Moistens (2006)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : It's not *that* kind of relationship. It's-it's-it's intellectual.
Charlie Harper : So! Take her to a museum, enjoy the exhibits, then *do* her in the restroom!
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Alan Harper : I guess I just always thought that, that one woman was supposed to fulfill all my needs.
Charlie Harper : Oh, that's an old wives tale, started to protect the interests of, you guessed it... *old wives*!
