Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.

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Jake's teacher tells his rioting parents his grades are hopeless, but at least he could get into some extracurricular activities, so they agree he'll audition to join the school's drama club's musical-cast. After Alan proposed a Gilbert and Sulivan monologue and Jake a pornographic rap, Charlie has the boy choose classic rock, but even by his standard Queens for piano and tonelessly howling treble just isn't the same. Charlie is proud when he hears Kandi's stupidity finally drove Alan to cheat on her, disappointed to hear it's only talking to Jake's teacher Francine, no sex, so when he's expected to lie fraternally he does more: Kandi is made to expect a diamond necklace, Francine to believe he's a hero in selfless charity... Written by KGF Vissers

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Judith Harper: [spots Kandi across the room] Is that a diamond necklace? You never gave *me* a diamond necklace.
Alan Harper: Yeah, well, you never gave *me* extra special, bonus sex.
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I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General
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Composed by W.S. Gilbert & Arthur Sullivan
Performed by Jon Cryer
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