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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby (TV Episode 2007) Poster

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Charlie Kelly: Dude, you could totally chop a camel in its hump and drink all its milk off the... off the tip of this thing, man!

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Frank Reynolds: What the hell is that?

Mac: It's a baby we found in the trash.

Frank Reynolds: Well, put it back. It doesn't belong to you.

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Charlie Kelly: You know there was a time where I'd help you raise this little dumpster baby brother of mine like a son. But that's gone now 'cause you ruined it. You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs and your tasty treats! And ya know what? I found 'em. And I'm gonna raise all of them!

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Tanning Salon Employee: Let me get this straight. You want to put your baby into a tanning bed.

Mac: That's correct.

Tanning Salon Employee: I'm sorry, that's against the law.

Mac: Look pal, we are well aware of the law, ok? We don't want to jam you up here, we just want to put him in there for a couple of minutes.

Dennis Reynolds: Just to get a base...

Mac: Just to get a base.

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Dee Reynolds: [reading from note] Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day... sometime.

Dee ReynoldsMac: [together] Charlie!

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Mac: There are parental roles that need to be filled here, right? Otherwise this kid roams the streets, having unprotected sex, with multiple partners, sharing needles and contracting the HIV virus, and its all your fault. Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full-blown A.I.D.S.

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Frank Reynolds: What the hell is that?

Mac: It's a baby we found in the dumpster.

Frank Reynolds: Well put it back, it's not yours.

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Charlie Kelly: You could chop an camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of this thing.

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Charlie's Mom: I had an abortion, but it just didn't take.

Charlie Kelly: What does that mean?

Charlie's Mom: You survived it. You survived the abortion

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Charlie Kelly: [written in note] Taked baby. Meet at later bar night or day, sometime.

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Charlie Kelly: You know there was a time where I would've helped you raise this little dumpster baby brother of mine like a son, but that's gone now 'cause you ruined it! You threw your babies away! And you threw your swords away! You threw your golf clubs and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them!

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Mac: See whats happening here? Do you see this? Family values in this country are going down the toilet and it's because of people like you. Men and women, raising a child together is a proven system a thousand years old. There are parental roles that need to be filled here right? Otherwise the child ends up roaming the streets, having unprotected sex with MULTIPLE partners, sharing needles and contracting the HIV virus and it's all your fault. Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blow AIDS!

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Mac: We just want to put him in there for a couple of minutes.

Dee Reynolds: Just to get a base.

Mac: [exaggerated] Just to get a base.

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