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In a Virginia forest village, true love between Ricky McCoy and Jodie Hatfield is sabotaged by their families' long-standing bitter feud. Despite sheriff Dallas Pope's grim warning, actually from bitter experience, it will only eat up his sole, Ricky resorts to vengeance on all standing in his way by appealing to pumpkin-head, a magical forester monster, who unleashes ever greater horror. Written by
Cheap, worthless piece of excrement that is a waste of your time. It looks cheap. It sounds cheap. It is completely devoid of any value whatsoever. Unless you happen to be one of the untalented people involved in the making of this sewage, in which case you could at least say you got paid for it. Although I hope you didn't get paid much.
For the record, I loved the first Pumpkinhead movie. The sequels not so much. If the sequels are turds (and they are) this one is diarrhea. There are people in this world(and all over IMDb) who think all horror movies are supposed to be terrible and therefore we shouldn't judge movies like this too harshly. I think that's complete and total crap. In life, whether we're talking about art or business or anything else, if you make a habit of lowering your expectations then you might as well just stop having expectations. This movie is without any technical or artistic merit and provides the entertainment value of syphilitic dementia.
It does NOT belong in the "so bad it's good" category of movies either, in case you're hoping for that kind of movie. It is just boring, cheap, uninteresting, poorly acted/written/directed garbage. If this movie were a person I would spit in its face.
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