Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2006 TV Movie)
[after telling about her destiny]
Wendy Wu: You know what, Yoda? This is getting a little too Star Wars-y for me!
Shen: [about Austin] So it's an illusion of the heart.
Wendy Wu: An old Buddist saying?
Shen: No, a Shen saying.
Austin: [Walks up] Hey, babe. I thought that we were going to meet earlier to do some campaigning? I thought we were in this to win?
[Looks at her]
Austin: I told you to wear the peach shirt, it looks SO great with this shirt!
Wendy Wu: I'm sorry.
Wendy Wu: I've just been spending a lot of time with Shen.
[Looks at Shen then back to Austin]
Austin: Him? I'm your boyfriend, not him!
Wendy Wu: Boyfriend?
Wendy Wu: Isn't this...
[looks at Shen]
Wendy Wu: ...an illusion of the heart?
Austin: A what? Wendy... I don't even know you anymore!
Wendy Wu: Austin... you never did!
Austin: Are you breaking up with me?
Wendy Wu: Yeah...
[Looks at Shen]
Wendy Wu: I guess I am.
Shen: You are now a Yin Warrior.
Wendy Wu: Yay! Come on, Shen! Let's celebrate with your first cappuccino!
Shen: Whatever it is, I hope it's chocolate!
[on Chinese culture]
Nina Wu: We never cared about this kind of thing when we were young.
Kenny Wu: I know. "Everybody Wang Chung tonight" was as cultural as we got.
Peter: This is the biggest hot tub I've ever seen!
[Jumps into pool]
Wendy Wu: [seeing the stone warriors with Shen] Jessica? Why didn't you guys tell me it was her? I would have been here yesterday!
Shen: [trapped by the warrior] About ten minutes ago would have been nice too.
Wendy Wu: [watching Yan-Lo regenerate] I don't think this is over yet.
Shen: I was wondering why you survived this time.
Wendy Wu: Uh, Shen, any advise here?
Shen: I don't know. This is first time Yan-Lo has shown up in person.