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Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (TV Movie 2006) Poster

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[after telling about her destiny]

Wendy Wu: You know what, Yoda? This is getting a little too Star Wars-y for me!

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Shen: You changed destiny.

Wendy Wu: I know!... Are you mad?

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Shen: [about Austin] So it's an illusion of the heart.

Wendy Wu: An old Buddist saying?

Shen: No, a Shen saying.

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Austin: [Walks up] Hey, babe. I thought that we were going to meet earlier to do some campaigning? I thought we were in this to win?

[Looks at her]

Austin: Uh...

[Groans]

Austin: I told you to wear the peach shirt, it looks SO great with this shirt!

Wendy Wu: I'm sorry.

[sighs]

Wendy Wu: I've just been spending a lot of time with Shen.

[Looks at Shen then back to Austin]

Austin: Him? I'm your boyfriend, not him!

Wendy Wu: Boyfriend?

[pauses]

Wendy Wu: Isn't this...

[looks at Shen]

Wendy Wu: ...an illusion of the heart?

Austin: A what? Wendy... I don't even know you anymore!

Wendy Wu: Austin... you never did!

Austin: Are you breaking up with me?

Wendy Wu: Yeah...

[Looks at Shen]

Wendy Wu: I guess I am.

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Shen: You are now a Yin Warrior.

Wendy Wu: Yay! Come on, Shen! Let's celebrate with your first cappuccino!

Shen: Whatever it is, I hope it's chocolate!

[Wendy giggles]

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Peter: Hey, Shen... does it get cold under your robe, dude?

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[on Chinese culture]

Nina Wu: We never cared about this kind of thing when we were young.

Kenny Wu: I know. "Everybody Wang Chung tonight" was as cultural as we got.

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Peter: This is the biggest hot tub I've ever seen!

[Jumps into pool]

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Wendy Wu: [seeing the stone warriors with Shen] Jessica? Why didn't you guys tell me it was her? I would have been here yesterday!

Shen: [trapped by the warrior] About ten minutes ago would have been nice too.

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Wendy Wu: [watching Yan-Lo regenerate] I don't think this is over yet.

Shen: I was wondering why you survived this time.

Wendy Wu: Uh, Shen, any advise here?

Shen: I don't know. This is first time Yan-Lo has shown up in person.

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Shen: You don't do Kung-Fu. Kung-Fu is a way

Wendy Wu: Did you get that from a movie?

Shen: It sounded better when Jackie Chan said it.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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