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Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot

Original Air Date—3 February 2007
Adam has moved in with Jennifer and on top of that, they're engaged. No wedding date has been planned, and no ring has been given yet. Married couple Audrey and Jeff are invited to an art opening and she wants to invite Adam and Jennifer. Audrey says that they don't have any couple friends and Jennifer is like a little sister to her. In addition she wants Jeff to set a good example to them. When they meet, Adam says they compromise, but Jeff says that when they "compromise" Audrey gets her way and this is how things will be with them. Jeff decides to sell Audrey's bike to her dismay and he wants to know why she's upset with him, but she tells him to figure it out. Adam and Jennifer get into a fight, because he feels that he will not have a say in things and Jennifer questions if he wants to marry her and when he hesitates, she's mad and slams the door on him. In the end Adam with help from Jeff, knows how he feels about marrying Jennifer and Jeff, with Jennifer's help, knows why Audrey was mad when he wanted to sell her bike.

Season 1, Episode 2: The Birthday Deal

Original Air Date—12 February 2007
Jeff's birthday is coming up and he's less than thrilled that he will have a party. Even though is doesn't want it he'll have one because Audrey wants to do it. In addition it will make her happy, he'll get his birthday deal. Adam wants to know what it is, but Jeff refuses to tell him. Audrey decides to throw a party that she wants, since Jeff doesn't really care what kind of party it is, so she decides to throw one with a Cuban theme. Adam decides that he wants a birthday deal; Jennifer agrees and she would like to have one as well and that nothing will be off limits. Adam feels that the "off limits" part may be something he'll regret. Jeff is gets upset when he discovers that Audrey bought expensive and quality things like champagne and glasses for the party. She tells Jeff that the champagne was for a toast telling everyone that he is a sweet, special generous man he is and she leaves the kitchen upset. Jeff makes amends when he toasts Audrey for the hard work and effort she's done for his party. Jennifer reveals what her birthday deal will be and it isn't as bad as Adam thought it would be and we find out what Jeff's birthday deal is.

Season 1, Episode 3: Young and the Restless

Original Air Date—19 February 2007

Season 1, Episode 4: Game On

Original Air Date—26 February 2007
Adam buys a new video-game which he and Russell can't stop playing. Jennifer discusses with Adam about him spending a lot on stuff for himself now that they are a couple. Audrey gets a promotion but when she tells Jeff he doesn't seem excited about it because the Knicks lost. Jeff invites her to a Knicks game in the VIP section to make things right.

Season 1, Episode 5: Kids

Original Air Date—5 March 2007

Season 1, Episode 6: Hard Day's Night

Original Air Date—12 March 2007

Season 1, Episode 7: Jeff's Wooby

Original Air Date—19 March 2007
Audrey is throwing out a collection of Jeff's t-shirts from his hight school and college days. Jeff objects since they represent memories of important events in his life. Audrey gathers up all of Jeff's t-shirts and has a quilt made out of them. Jeff initially objects to it, but then discovers he likes it, but now all he does is reminisce about the good times he had. Jennifer convinces Adam to get his things out of storage and after looking through his things, she thinks that he has a thing for Polynesian girls. Audrey tells her not to worry about it because he's with her, but it still bothers her. Russell's perception of his new girlfriend Jesse, is obsessed with sex because everything she says sounds like it to him, but he soon enough,is starting to dislike it because as she says it, the sex isn't happening.

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Flirting with Disaster

Original Air Date—24 September 2007
Jeff and Audrey are forced to sleep in separate rooms until something is done about Jeff's snoring, and Adam thinks that a waitress that Russell is trying to pick up actually has the hots for him.

Season 2, Episode 2: Audrey's Sister

Original Air Date—1 October 2007

Season 2, Episode 3: Mr. Fix-It

Original Air Date—8 October 2007
Jeff gets in trouble when he has difficulty listening to Audrey's problems, and Adam and Jennifer make a sex tape, but the end result is far from sexy.

"Rules of Engagement" (2007): Season 2: Episode 4 -- "This is the Cadillac of live albums..."

Season 2, Episode 4: Guy Code

Original Air Date—15 October 2007
Audrey and Jeff find a new married couple to hang out with, until Audrey learns about an incident at a strip club. Russell tries to find a way to fire his new assistant because he wants to sleep with her.

Season 2, Episode 5: Bag Ladies

Original Air Date—22 October 2007
Jeff tries to set up a night of wild romance so that he can have a story to tell the guys, Jennifer gets Adam an embarrassing gift, and Russell finds out that he's dating a homeless woman.

Season 2, Episode 6: Old School Jeff

Original Air Date—29 October 2007
While the women attend a wedding together, the guys go out to a bar to watch a fight, where "Old School Jeff" is unleashed onto his friends.

Season 2, Episode 7: Engagement Party

Original Air Date—5 November 2007
Adam and Jennifer come up with a scam to get more wedding shower gifts. Meanwhile Russell falls in love with Audrey's sister, but he has no idea that she doesn't feel the same way.

Season 2, Episode 8: Fix-Ups & Downs

Original Air Date—12 November 2007
Jeff and Adam correctly predict that Audrey and Jennifer's latest date set-up will end with both couples taking sides, only not in the way they predicted. Russell goes to extreme lengths to meet a woman he met outside an elevator.

Season 2, Episode 9: A Visit from Fay

Original Air Date—19 November 2007
Adam's mother comes in for a visit. Jennifer is uncomfortable with her free lifestyle and suspects that she may want to break them up. Meanwhile, Audrey and Jeff try to cope with being without television service.

Season 2, Episode 10: Time Share

Original Air Date—14 April 2008
Jeff treats Audrey to a weekend at a resort as part of a timeshare presentation, and invites Adam and Jennifer along too. But he doesn't share with anyone that he gets all expenses paid for inviting another couple.

Season 2, Episode 11: Jen at Work

Original Air Date—21 April 2008

Season 2, Episode 12: Optimal Male

Original Air Date—28 April 2008
Jeff tries to lose weight to reach "optimal male" status for his life insurance, Adam invites an ex to stay with him and Jennifer, and Russell fakes interest in a charity to hit on a sexy woman.

Season 2, Episode 13: Russell's Father's Son

Original Air Date—5 May 2008
Russell's dad uses Adam to play his son for a public relations video being sent to China, and Audrey and Jeff regret letting Adam and Jennifer use their bathroom while their sink is broken.

Season 2, Episode 14: Buyer's Remorse

Original Air Date—12 May 2008
Audrey and Jeff try to help Adam and Jennifer buy an apartment in their building. Meanwhile, Adam tries to live on a tight budget, and one of Russell's one-night-stands that he screwed over becomes a waitress at his favorite diner.

"Rules of Engagement" (2007): Season 2: Episode 15 -- Go behind the scenes with the cast of Rules of Engagement as they talk about the Season 2 finale

Season 2, Episode 15: Pimp My Bride

Original Air Date—19 May 2008
Russell agrees to let Audrey do a wedding shoot at his place, if he lets her choose the bride for the shoot. Jeff has to buy a gift for Audrey, but buys a vintage Camaro for himself instead.

Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: Russell's Secret

Original Air Date—9 March 2009
Audrey accidentally discovers that Russell is a big fan of Broadway musicals, Jeff goes to the boat show by himself, and Adam and Jennifer take dancing lessons for their wedding

Season 3, Episode 2: Voluntary Commitment

Original Air Date—9 March 2009
Audrey volunteers to read at a senior facility, but quickly wants to drop out. Meanwhile, Russell finds a hard-working, motivated male personal assistant.

Season 3, Episode 3: Jeff's New Friend

Original Air Date—16 March 2009
Jeff becomes uncomfortable when he finds out that his new friend is gay, and Russell thinks that the new younger woman he is dating may be his daughter.

Season 3, Episode 4: Dad's Visit

Original Air Date—23 March 2009
Audrey is upset when Jeff's chauvinistic father threatens to file an insurance claim against them when he gets hurt in their house, and Jennifer wants Adam to watch "Gone With the Wind" for her.

Season 3, Episode 5: Lyin' King

Original Air Date—30 March 2009
Adam and Jennifer invite Jeff and Audrey to their dinner party, but Jeff tries to get them out of it when a better party offer comes along.

Season 3, Episode 6: Poaching Timmy

Original Air Date—13 April 2009

Season 3, Episode 7: Old Timer's Day

Original Air Date—20 April 2009
Jeff begins to show his age when he is injured during a softball game, and Jennifer makes Adam's sex life miserable when she goes through mood swings while going off the pill.

Season 3, Episode 8: Twice

Original Air Date—27 April 2009
Audrey fakes a pregnancy at work so that she can get special treatment, and Russell takes an Amish teen who is staying with Adam and Jennifer out on the town for his Rumspringa.

Season 3, Episode 9: The Challenge

Original Air Date—4 May 2009
After Jeff and Adam brag about all the sex they're still having, Russell challenges them to a contest.

Season 3, Episode 10: Family Style

Original Air Date—11 May 2009

Season 3, Episode 11: May Divorce Be with You

Original Air Date—11 May 2009

Season 3, Episode 12: House Money

Original Air Date—18 May 2009

Season 3, Episode 13: Sex Toy Story

Original Air Date—18 May 2009

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