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During a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
David Heap ...
Auctioneer
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Hugo
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Ritchie
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Mr. Groznyi
Igor Chistol ...
Greg Jeloudov ...
Thug 2
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Peter
Russell Smith ...
Yuri
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Sonya
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Helena
Gene Rooney ...
Katerina
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Anna
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Dmitry
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Boris
Zak Maguire ...
Alex
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Storyline

Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. Written by Anonymous

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Russian Mafia, insane hostages, twin serial killers... Ritchie Donovan's luck has run out. See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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Goofs

Hugh O'Conor is credited correctly in the opening titles but as Hugh O'Connor in the closing titles. See more »

Quotes

Dmitry: [speaking into the intercom] Can anybody hear me? Can anybody hear me?
Fake Cop on Intercom: Greetings comrade!
Dmitry: Oh thank God! You have to get the police, various people are trying to kill me!
Fake Cop on Intercom: What is your handle?
Dmitry: [confused] Huh?
Fake Cop on Intercom: I said, what is your handle?
Dmitry: I don't have a handle, I don't have a handle!
Fake Cop on Intercom: Oh you've got to have handle, mine is...
Dmitry: I don't want to know your handle! Just listen! I got on this lift, and you're thinking, 'Hmm, normal passengers, ground floor please.' No, three of them had done a robbery and ...
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Crazy Credits

No animals or humans were hurt in the production of this movie with the exception of Ken Tuohy, one of the producers, who's feelings were slightly hurt on one occasion. See more »

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Referenced in The Soup: Episode #12.48 (2015) See more »

Soundtracks

Ukranian Dance No 13
Arranged by Red Elvises
Performed by Red Elvises
Published by Shoobah-Doobah Records
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starts out as an average crime comedy thriller and turns into a comedy horror Splatter fest
21 October 2007 | by (Devon,england) – See all my reviews

Wow this one really caught me by surprise wasn't expecting much from it and it has turned out to be one of the gems of the year in my eyes what starts out as an average crime comedy thriller and turns into a comedy horror Splatter fest it's genius and by far the best thing stephen dorf's been involved with in years.

For those of you not familiar with this stephen dorf plays a guy who owes a Russian mobster big time and keeps cocking up heists and is given one more chance to steal a cross in Russia with 2 even more bumbling sidekicks which leads to a hostage situation from there onwards it unravels into a weird blend of of hostage movie / slasher flick with serial killers death traps and lunatic hostages.


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