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During a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.

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Cast

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David Heap ...
Auctioneer
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Hugo
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Ritchie
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Mr. Groznyi
Igor Chistol ...
Greg Jeloudov ...
Thug 2
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Peter
Russell Smith ...
Yuri
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Sonya
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Helena
Gene Rooney ...
Katerina
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Anna
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Dmitry
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Boris
Zak Maguire ...
Alex
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Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. Written by Anonymous

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Russian Mafia, insane hostages, twin serial killers... Ritchie Donovan's luck has run out. See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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Goofs

The doorknobs are American-style, not European and certainly not Russian. See more »

Quotes

Yuri: And the Almighty can do anything?
Sonya: Yes, the Almighty is all powerful.
Yuri: And he can't die?
Sonya: Yes, Yuri. The Almighty is immortal.
Yuri: So that means that he can't kill himself? Because if he can't kill himself, then that means he's not all powerful, doesn't it?
Sonya: Hum... Why don't we go and ask him?
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No animals or humans were hurt in the production of this movie with the exception of Ken Tuohy, one of the producers, who's feelings were slightly hurt on one occasion. See more »

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Air on a G String
Composed by Johann Sebastian Bach (as J.S.Bach)
Performed by Media Classics
Published by Chappell
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Splatstick for Gore Hounds
31 July 2007 | by (Germany) – See all my reviews

I saw the movie at it's premiere at the Fantasy Filmfest in Munich, Germany, and I have to say it's very entertaining.

The movie itself is not a masterpiece by means of production design, acting, editing, directing or anything else. It is more in the B to C category. Trash, that is. But it is not at all pretending to be anything else. Just the other way around, it embraces it's trashiness by having the villain jumping around in ballet-like moves and similar things. This is one thing that makes this movie very likable. The other is that it is just so funny. If you are not offended by extreme violence and gore.

The theater was packed with the special kind of audience that is attracted to the Fantasy Film Fest, the kind of audience that will applaud and cheer when a head gets cut off and gallons of blood get poured around. But the cheering didn't stop there. As soon as the audience got into the movie, and got over an initial impression of crappiness (like a very rudimentary set, bad editing with scenes that were often just a bit too long and actors that were, with the exception of Stephen Dorff, sub par), it became clear to them that the movie is intended as a comedy and delivered funny and unexpected scenes one after another. And the laughter continued throughout the whole movie.

I really enjoyed the movie a lot, and in retrospect did not notice that it was actually 100 minutes long (although cutting 10 minutes off would have helped).

For it's great entertainment value (and isn't that what movies are all about ? ) I give 7 points. I cannot give less to a movie that I enjoyed so much, even if it has a lot of shortcomings on the technical side.


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