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Botched (2007)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 18 April 2008 (Ireland)
During a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.

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Cast

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David Heap ...
Auctioneer
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Hugo
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Mr. Groznyi
Igor Chistol ...
Thug 1
Greg Jeloudov ...
Thug 2
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Russell Smith ...
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Helena
Gene Rooney ...
Katerina
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Anna
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Zak Maguire ...
Alex
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Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. Written by Anonymous

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Comedy | Horror

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Goofs

The doorknobs are American-style, not European and certainly not Russian. See more »

Quotes

Boris: I am, what psychiatrists call, alpha male.
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Crazy Credits

No animals or humans were hurt in the production of this movie with the exception of Ken Tuohy, one of the producers, who's feelings were slightly hurt on one occasion. See more »

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Referenced in The Soup: Episode #12.48 (2015) See more »

Soundtracks

Air on a G String
Composed by Johann Sebastian Bach (as J.S.Bach)
Performed by Media Classics
Published by Chappell
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excellent low budget movie
4 October 2007 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I watched this movie last night not knowing what to expect and have to say this was one of the funniest slasher movies I have seen for a long time. I think You need to watch this movie twice or more to appreciate the subtlety in the humour. camp? yes, a good helping of gore, and some excellent larger than life characters. Boris and Yuri had potential as the new morecambe and wise of horror. I don't know what the other people commenting were expecting (or indeed watching) but my wife and I laughed throughout. A great deadpan performance form stephen dorff and the beautiful Jaime Murray. Take a chance and see this movie. All in all a great watch and a lot of fun.


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