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Botched (2007)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 18 April 2008 (Ireland)
During a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
David Heap ...
Auctioneer
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Hugo
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Mr. Groznyi
Igor Chistol ...
Thug 1
Greg Jeloudov ...
Thug 2
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Russell Smith ...
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Helena
Gene Rooney ...
Katerina
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Anna
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Zak Maguire ...
Alex
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Storyline

Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. Written by Anonymous

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Russian Mafia, insane hostages, twin serial killers... Ritchie Donovan's luck has run out. See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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Goofs

The doorknobs are American-style, not European and certainly not Russian. See more »

Quotes

Dmitry: [speaking into the intercom] Can anybody hear me? Can anybody hear me?
Fake Cop on Intercom: Greetings comrade!
Dmitry: Oh thank God! You have to get the police, various people are trying to kill me!
Fake Cop on Intercom: What is your handle?
Dmitry: [confused] Huh?
Fake Cop on Intercom: I said, what is your handle?
Dmitry: I don't have a handle, I don't have a handle!
Fake Cop on Intercom: Oh you've got to have handle, mine is...
Dmitry: I don't want to know your handle! Just listen! I got on this lift, and you're thinking, 'Hmm, normal passengers, ground floor please.' No, three of them had done a robbery and ...
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Crazy Credits

No animals or humans were hurt in the production of this movie with the exception of Ken Tuohy, one of the producers, who's feelings were slightly hurt on one occasion. See more »

Connections

Referenced in The Soup: Episode #12.48 (2015) See more »

Soundtracks

Musette and Fret
Composed by Matt Fletcher
Performed by Matt Fletcher
Published by Shoobah-Doobah Records
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Never stopped laughing!
28 August 2007 | by See all my reviews

Fantastic! Enjoyed every minute. Laughed and laughed. Soooo good. You have got to see this movie! Best thing this year. The director Kit Ryan has created a little gem with this unusual comedy-thriller. I went to see "Botched" at the Frightfest Ocdeon, London, with several friends and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. The cinema was packed with seropis Freightfest horror fans and they burst into spontaneous applause and cheered for some of the very funny, gory scenes. The cast is well put together. Stephen Dorff and Jamie Forman make a great double act. Jaime Murray is the cool and sexy Anna. Geof Bell is the very comic Alpha male, Boris. The scene where he tries to blow out the flames is a not-to-be-missed classic. Moof! Moof!


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