The Sopranos (TV Series)
Cold Stones (2006)
Robert Iler: A.J. Soprano
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Quotes
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A.J. Soprano : [Talking privately in their garage] What now?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Hands AJ a business card] Tomorrow 7am you go to this address and for a Mr. Gaveralo, I just got off the phone with him
A.J. Soprano : Seven in the morning? For what?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You'll be working construction
A.J. Soprano : What?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Ferrying cement in a wheel barrow
A.J. Soprano : So it's outdoors?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah
A.J. Soprano : But it's winter time
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You got a lot of those hooded sweatshirts like those moulinyans wear you watch on MTV you can double up
A.J. Soprano : Come on this is bullshit
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Tony puts his hand on AJ's shoulder and pulls face closer to his face] Every penny you make you keep, we won't charge you any rent and believe me the pay's good it's a union job, I just want to see you do good your my son and I love you
A.J. Soprano : I'm going to have to leave your friend in a lurch when I go back to school
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That's ok he deals with that all the time
A.J. Soprano : I just assume to keep searching online
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm sure you would, but if you're not at that site tomorrow morning,
[AJ nods dismissively]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm going to take away your car and then I'm going to take away your clothes I'm going to take away your room and then I'm going to take away your mother's cooking and pretty soon you'll be out in the fucking street,
A.J. Soprano : [Tony uses a football helmet and breaks the wind shield on AJ's SUV] What the hell are you doing?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It might get a little drafty driving down there tomorrow but I will have this fucking thing towed out of here and grounded up into fuckin Brillo Pads. I mean look at it, you don't take care of it
[Tony puts his hand back on AJ's shoulder]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Don't put me to the test
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Carmela Soprano : [to AJ] So every time I asked you "how was work?" you say "fine", you were having your own private little joke on me.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Tony enters the room] what's going on?
Carmela Soprano : I went to Blockbuster to rent Cinderella Man, but guess what?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Is it still a classic?
Carmela Soprano : I found out our son, the liar, was fired three weeks ago
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : From Blockbuster? They have the worst managers over there.
Carmela Soprano : He was taking promotional items and selling them, stand ups.
A.J. Soprano : Standees, this whole thing is bullshit, most of that stuff gets thrown out anyway.
Carmela Soprano : The store's policy was very clear
A.J. Soprano : Yeah, well maybe I care about the environment did that ever occur to you? "'Wallace and Gromit" that weighed like fifty pounds, how many trees gave their lives for that? It just goes to the dump.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Can I come to a peaceful house one God damn night?
A.J. Soprano : You always tell me to think like a business man, yet every time I do there's something wrong, I was making money throwing parties in high school that was no good.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You know what I think, all those days you call in sick, you show up late, you deserve to get canned
Carmela Soprano : The worst part is: you don't even give a shit
A.J. Soprano : I should give a shit about Blockbuster? I can't live on what they pay me anyway.
Carmela Soprano : Why not? You live at home, we feed you.
A.J. Soprano : You have a social life but I can't, you have any idea what it costs at a descent club in New York? It's five hundred dollars for a bottle of Cristal, and it's a two bottle minimum.
Carmela Soprano : You spend a thousand dollars a night on champagne?
A.J. Soprano : [Lying] no, not every night, barely ever