Corey Haim: [yawn] Good morning! What are we gonna do today, Corey Feldman?
Corey Feldman: Same thing we do every day, Corey Haim. We save the world.
[dancing naked in front of some pets]
Naked Man: [singing] This is how I dance when I'm not wearing underpants! Nothing I like more than to dance and I'm not gonna wear no pants! You can't make me...
Moses: God has blessed me with 10 irrefutable commandments for living!
Follower: Anything on there about not pushing your religion onto other people?
Follower: Didn't think so.
Moses: Number one: He who smelt it, dealt it.
[followers all burst into laughter]
Moses: What? What's so funny? Stop it! Stop laughing!
Jenna Bush: [trapped in a crate] Let us out!
Barbara Bush: Damn you to hell, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman!
Jenna Bush: My dad's the president! I'm gonna get your buried in oil, and then I'm gonna have my daddy invade you!
Barbara Bush: My dad will get your hurt! Yeah, how'd you like to have your ass kicked by Halli-b-burton or Halliblurton?
Jenna Bush: Ha ha ha!
Barbara Bush: Think Jenna, we're like old apples tied up to a bag of shit.
Jenna Bush: It's dark! I got to go to the bathroom!