Happy Holidays
- Episode aired Dec 16, 1993
- TV-PG
- 22m
Antonio has the Christmas blues and Faye is hosting the children's Christmas party.Antonio has the Christmas blues and Faye is hosting the children's Christmas party.Antonio has the Christmas blues and Faye is hosting the children's Christmas party.
Bunny Mather: [Both gleeful] Ah, Christmas. It's such a wonderful time of year, isn't it?
Antonio Scarpacci: It's magical.
Bunny Mather: Making angels in the snow...
Antonio Scarpacci: Listening to carolers...
Bunny Mather: Decorating the tree...
Antonio Scarpacci: Watching "It's a Wonderful Life"...
Bunny Mather: Being downtown with all the lights and the decorations and seeing all the...
[slowly somber]
Bunny Mather: happy couples walking hand in hand.
Antonio Scarpacci: [increasingly depressed] Sitting alone at midnight mass.
Bunny Mather: Opening the Christmas present you bought for yourself and trying to look surprised.
Antonio Scarpacci: Watching "It's a Wonderful Life" again, wondering why Jimmy Stewart didn't jump off that bridge sooner.
Bunny Mather: I hate Christmas!
Antonio Scarpacci: It sucks!