Mr Don & Mr George (TV Series)

The Winslow Apple (1993)

Jack Docherty: George McDiarmid

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Quotes 

• George McDiarmid : [While booking a holiday NOT in Switzerland]  Wait a minute, that's in Switzerland isn't it?

  Travel Agent : It's in Greece

  George McDiarmid : Alright is Greece in Switzerland?

  Travel Agent : No

  George McDiarmid : Ok, well can you get to Switzerland from Greece?

  Travel Agent : Of course!

  George McDiarmid : Right deals off

  [Dings the travel agents bell] 

  Travel Agent : Err, what about Jamaica? That's a long way away from Switzerland.

  George McDiarmid : How long way?

  Travel Agent : It's an entirely different continent.

  George McDiarmid : We'll take it. Pay the man Don!