Robin invites everybody to a banquet and Ted is insecure about bringing a date or not. Barney offers to hook him up with a prostitute while Robin brings a real date. Ted pretends to be cool with the fact that Robin has moved on, but Robin's date is her sleazy colleague Sandy Rivers whom Ted and Marshall constantly make jokes about when watching him on TV. With all these people in the same room, the evening seems to be getting interesting. Written by
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When Barney is challenged to make a point to Ted and Marshall. He then says "Stay with me. It's gonna come to me" and raises his left hand as seen from the front. The camera then shows him from his back, and his right hand is raised. Then it shows him from the front and his left hand is raised. See more
What, you have some puritanical hang-up about prostitution? Dude, it's the world's oldest profession!
You really think that's true?
Ohh, yeah. I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers like, an extra fish for putting out.
Uh huh, so then the oldest profession would be fisherman. Kaboom! You've been lawyered.
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