Cheers (TV Series)

Teacher's Pet (1985)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Sam Malone : I studied myself hoarse and all I got was a D.

• Diane Chambers : ...if this is part of some involved scheme to get me back in bed with you, you will be very disappointed.

  Sam Malone : Yeah, but you'll enjoy yourself.

• Diane Chambers : [Diane storms into Sam's office, angry]  Sam Malone, this is absolutely...

  Sam Malone : ...the worst thing I've ever done.

  Diane Chambers : ...the worst thing you've... - wait a minute. You don't even know what I'm going to say. I just found out that you have been...

  Sam Malone : ...sleeping with my teacher.

  Diane Chambers : That's right. And that's not the worst part of it. She also has been giving you...

  Sam Malone : ...good marks because of it.

  Diane Chambers : Yes. Are you admitting that you're doing this and that you know it's wrong?

  Sam Malone : Yeah, that's right.

  Diane Chambers : Oh, yeah? Well... stop slouching. Look what's happened to your posture.

  Sam Malone : What?

  Diane Chambers : I needed something.

• Diane Chambers : [about her former relationship with Sumner Sloan]  For your information, I was a legitimate A student in the classroom. I never got good grades in the sack.

  Sam Malone : Oh, don't worry, I always gave you an E for effort, didn't I?

• Sam Malone : Carla, what do you know about Geography?

  Carla Tortelli : I know what creek you're up.