The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Hey, Look Me Over (1991)

Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo

Quotes 

• [Dorothy is worried about Sophia's possible hearing loss] 

  Dorothy : Look Ma, I am concerned. You're my mother. Can't you just check it out, please?

  Sophia Petrillo : Hee hee hee hee!

  Dorothy : What are you laughing at?

  Sophia Petrillo : I'm sorry. I thought you said "I'm Mothra, giant radioactive insect. Ree, ree, ree!"

• Dorothy : Ma, you didn't hear that. Now face it, you can't hear high frequencies. Why can't you be honest about what's happening to you? Why do you insist on becoming feeble?

  Sophia Petrillo : Feeble? Now you listen, Dorothy. I may not have your gift for word jumbles, or your ability to float, or your way of making small children weep...

  Dorothy : ...But?

  Sophia Petrillo : Or your butt, thank you.

• Sophia Petrillo : Come on, Dorothy, every time you get a new pamphlet, I get that disease. And not just diseases, once I thought I was a Jew for Jesus.

• Sophia : We saw "Dying Young." Terrific. I laughed until I peed. And then I laughed at that.