Simon "Cookie" Cook: Moze! I need you to be my fake girlfriend and make Lisa jealous at lunch today!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Sorry, I'm already fake going out with Ned.
Ned Bigby: [Ned and Moze just kissed to prove to Missy they're dating] Ahem, very convincing.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Anything for a pal.
Ned Bigby: Right, right. So, uh, how are you and Faymen doing? You know, just asking.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Huh? Oh, right, um...
[Faymen comes in fighting Seth-both in Sumo Wrestling outfits]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: He's fighting for my honor. Or something...
Billy "Bully" Loomer: What are you two losers doing?
Seth Powers: I am fighting for Jennifer's honor in a sumo wrestling outfit, for she is my one true love!
Faymen Phorchin: No, she's mine!
Billy "Bully" Loomer: No, she's mine! And I will fight for her!
Seth Powers: Fine! But we're really tired from Girl Honor Fighting!
Seth Powers: Hey! Jennifer's my girl, bucko!
[Slaps Faymen with a white glove]
Faymen Phorchin: Fine, but I must warn you, my friend. I am the jealous type!
[Slaps Seth with his own white glove. They start slapping each other repeatedly]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Guys! Guys! Don't be jealous over me! And where are you getting the white gloves?