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(TV Series)

(2006)

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Karen Walker: Y'know, sometimes it seems like our sole purpose in life is just to serve Will and Grace.

Jack McFarland: Right. It's like all people see when they look at us are the supporting players on the Will & Grace show.

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Karen: Jack you will do this like any other respectable woman, lay on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags!

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Karen: So that miniature pony offered you all his money just to take a few rides on him and you said no?

Jack: But I don't like him.

Karen: Since when is that a problem?

Jack: Well played.

[pause]

Jack: I can't do it.

Karen: Oh you'll do it. You'll do it the same way any self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags.

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Grace: Jews and chicken; it's real and it's deep.

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Jack McFarland: [Celebrating with, Karen, getting Grace & Will back together] Hey, let's get a dessert! Nothing too filling. Something small and fruity with lady fingers.

[Beverley Leslie walks in]

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Jack McFarland: [Karen has left Jack and Beverly Leslie alone] Nice seeing you again. I'm sure you have places to go... a magic ring to protect...

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[Will is shaking Grace to wake her from her dream of the future]

Will Truman: Sweetie, wake up. You were dreaming. You kept mumlbing "bacon" and "fat ass". It's scary to make that connection, huh?

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Will Truman: [to Jack] You and Beverley Leslie. I actually think you found someone you're too butch for.

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Jack McFarland: [to Will] That's funny. Do I hear screaming? Oh, no, that's just the buttons on your shirt.

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