The Harpers's world is inverted: Charlie's ex Kandi, of his countless girls about the dumbest, not only became Alan's lover but even says she prefers sex with him, and has been living in Charlie's beach-house, as unnoticed as several furniture changes, for three weeks since she was evicted. Charlie has suffered a sexual drought even longer, by now even Berta and her cousin in prison begin to look somehow attractive. Judith finds out, and is shocked Jake is exposed to such a floozy; despite his brother's warning to keep love and business apart, Alan tries her as secretary in his surgery, with even more and worse results then either could fear... Written by
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Well, you know what they say. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and can't get laid huh?
Maybe I'm not trying.
Yeah, and look for me next month on the cover of Maxim. I'll have nothing on but the vacuum.
References Army of Darkness