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"Stargate: Atlantis" Irresistible (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Lucius Lavin: I have to confess, I have concocted remedies for almost every known ailment.

Dr. Carson Beckett: Every single one?

Lucius Lavin: Well, every one in town. This sick have been cured. The lame can walk again. Well, some still crawl, but they crawl a lot faster than they used to.

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Dr. Carson Beckett: He's a very wise and kind man.

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Are you feeling all right?

Dr. Carson Beckett: What do you mean?

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: It's just you're acting... a little...

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Smitten?

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I had another word in mind.

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Dr. Rodney McKay: One lousy gate, we're never gonna meet our quota at this rate.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: What quota?

Dr. Rodney McKay: My quota.

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Dr. Carson Beckett: There's so much he can offer us!

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Is this the same guy who said he could cure my cold in a week?

Dr. Carson Beckett: I know my business, Colonel Sheppard. He happens to have created several remedies that are quite remarkable.

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Really? That guy?

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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Teyla... this is the same man who asked you to be his seventh wife.

Teyla Emmagan: [worried] I know. I hope I didn't upset him.

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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: This is creeping me out.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, it reminds me of an old episode of Batman, actually. Catwoman used a drug to put a spell on Batman, make him fall in love with her. Ended up doing all sorts of evil things for her. kind of a turn-on, actually. It was Julie Newmar in the catsuit...

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Eartha Kitt was Catwoman.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Not till season three.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Really?

Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, you didn't know that?

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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Elizabeth wants to send a team to check out a gate at a suspected Wraith outpost.

Dr. Rodney McKay: What is she, nuts?

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Everybody's nuts, Rodney. Haven't you noticed?

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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I thought you said you were gonna stay away from the nuts.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Yes, well, I tried to keep to myself, but Lucius here was concerned for me, so he just came down, Ronon held me against the wall, and we had a nice, long talk.

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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: So everyone here... back to normal?

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: We're still fine, John.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: No lingering desires? Secret longings for his touch?

Dr. Carson Beckett: It's embarrassing enough without you constantly reminding us, thank you.

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Teyla Emmagan: Are you that eager to return to Earth, Rodney?

Dr. Rodney McKay: This isn't just about me, it is about the ability to go back and forth between Earth and Atlantis conveniently... and whenever I want to.

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Dr. Rodney McKay: Okay, let's just make contact, buy our souvenirs, and...

[sees multiple beautiful women]

Dr. Rodney McKay: get out of here!

Willa: Fair day to you.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Fair day to *you*. Nothing here. We should probably go.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, probably wouldn't hurt to make contact with the locals, though.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: No, no, when you're right, you're right.

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Lucius Lavin: I have, I have to say, some of the best ointments around.

[John sneezes]

Lucius Lavin: See, I could take care of that,

[snaps]

Lucius Lavin: just like that.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: It's just a cold.

Lucius Lavin: Nevertheless, I have a potion that could get rid of that in six or seven days.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Mm.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: [sarcastically] That's impressive.

Lucius Lavin: You get used to it.

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Lucius Lavin: What, you come all this way, and you don't even want to do a trade? Look, it doesn't even have to be the ship. Forget the ship. I don't even *want* the ship, okay? You gotta have some other stuff you want to trade, right? Okay?

[To John]

Lucius Lavin: Like, how do you get your hair to go like that?

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Dr. Carson Beckett: He also possesses many valuable herbs and spices and gourds.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Did you just say gourds?

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Lucius Lavin: Yeah, we'll get to know each other then, okay?

[To Ronon]

Lucius Lavin: Like, how do you get your hair to go like that?

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Dr. Rodney McKay: You're leaving me here alone?

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: You said you needed the liquid.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, but the place is turning into a nuthouse.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Somebody's gotta stay. Just keep away from the nuts.

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Lucius Lavin: You can fly this thing?

Dr. Rodney McKay: I can fly it, too.

Dr. Carson Beckett: Yes, now that you've received the A.T.A. therapy, which I invented. I was actually born with the gene, which makes me much more proficient at operating Ancient technology.

Dr. Rodney McKay: It does not. He doesn't fly this thing any better than I do.

Dr. Carson Beckett: Don't you lie to Lucius!

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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Hey, buddy, I'd better get back and clean your quarters before the next scout.

[Runs off]

Dr. Rodney McKay: Right.

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Rodney.

Dr. Rodney McKay: It was one teeny, tiny taste for research purposes.

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Burn it.

Dr. Carson Beckett: All of it.

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Right now.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Fine. Story of my life.

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Ronon Dex: [referring to Lucius] Yeah, you have a problem with that?

Dr. Rodney McKay: No.

[pointing to Sheppard]

Dr. Rodney McKay: But he might.

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Dr. Rodney McKay: Fly, Lucius. Fly!

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Dr. Rodney McKay: Where's Radek?

Gate Technician: Not here...

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