Peter Griffin: Hi, y'all. I'm Adult Swim president Mike Lazzo. The decision of the council is now fixin' to be heard.
Peter Griffin: Guilty!
Space Ghost: Guilty!
Master Shake: Ho ho! You're so friggin' guilty!
Carol Brady: I'm a housewife with a maid! It took you this long to figure out what I was doing all day?
Mike Brady: Like I cared about you and the Rent-A-Kids anyway. Here's a *better* story, of a *bloody* lady, who's dead, who's fucking dead!
Jan Brady: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! How come she gets blown up, and I don't?
[Mike throws a grenade at her]
Cindy Brady: Mommy, Kitty Carryall said lisps aren't cute, and recommends corrective surgery.
Greg Brady: No, we wouldn't go to Hell, because she's not really our sister.
Peter Brady: So, these feelings are natural?