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(TV Series)

(1978)

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Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: I've already totaled two trucks, squashed Booboo Kitty, and I ain't even got out of the living room yet!

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Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: [Squiggy's drunk] You smell like you work in a brewery.

Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: I smell like I *did* work in a brewery.

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Shirley Feeney: [Laverne's brought in a tricycle and scooter for a visual aid to Squiggy's test question] Since Laverne forgot to get *me* a vehicle, I'll be a pedestrian, and I'm taking Booboo Kitty to the vet.

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Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa: [chopping vegetables while Shirley talks him into hiring Squiggy, tearing up] Alright, I'll do it!

Shirley Feeney: You don't have to cry about it.

Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa: I'm not, here's your onions!

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Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa: [teary eyed, about to offer Squiggy a job] Squiggy...

Shirley Feeney: He's been chopping onions.

Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa: No these are real.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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