- Ruth Barrett: Officer, you've simply got to help me find my baby.
- Police Sgt. Myrtle Cannon: First, I must make my report. You may be subject to arrest. Possibly, all three of you.
- Jerry North: [sarcastically] How about including the baby. He stole my watch.
- Police Sgt. Myrtle Cannon: Now, you say you were married in Philadelphia.
- Harry Barrett: Yeah, we'd just come up form Pimlico. I had three mudders, on account of it was raining.
- Police Sgt. Myrtle Cannon: What's a mudder?
- Harry Barrett: Such an ignorant question. A mudder is a bang-tail who loves the goo.
- Police Sgt. Myrtle Cannon: Young man, watch your language.