Caroline leaves a message on Mac's answer phone to say she thinks it was a mistake to end their relationship but it is intercepted and erased by Holly. Caroline goes on a date with Jake but a jealous Guy stabs him with his keys. Alan is overjoyed to have won 100% of the - miniscule - vote for the best online caption in a competition and Joanna,irritated by his attitude,sends her dwarf cousin to scare him - with terrifying consequences. Harriet dumps Lyndon out of guilt whilst Martin discovers his real father is one Donald Twat but Joanna prevents them from meeting. Written by
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Did You Know?
Dr Statham makes a number of grammatical errors when talking to Joanna about his caption. He uses 'less' when he should have said 'fewer' and 'between you and I' instead of 'between you and me'. A pedant like Alan Statham wouldn't make such basic errors. See more