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Joel Rose (novel)
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Recently paroled after serving a long stretch for his wife's murder, Joey One-Way aligns himself with... more | full synopsis
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(Cast overview, first billed only)| Gil Bellows | ... | Joey One-Way | |
| Lisa Ray | ... | Fleur | |
| Esai Morales | ... | Markie | |
| Shaun Parkes | ... | Clinique | |
| Moneca Delain | ... | Kimba | |
| Stephen Lord | ... | Jarvis | |
| Jane Peachey | ... | Serena | |
| Saskia Troccoli | ... | Jasmine | |
| Laurence Edney | ... | Barman | |
| Andreas Sotiri | ... | Himself | |
| Viv Weatherall | ... | Nicky Roman | |
| Raquel Azevedo | ... | Actress at Party | |
| Liza Sips | ... | Lolita | |
| A.C. Chang | ... | Shopkeeper | |
| Hilary Sesta | ... | Restaurant Owner - Golders |
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...was so that I could, in good conscience, tell everyone how horrible this movie is. I barely made it through twenty minutes before I started thinking to myself,"Wow, this is pretty bad.". And, to be honest, I would've given this movie 1 star if it wasn't for Esai Morales (though he had very little screen time). He's the movie's only well-acted role, which is a shame because I really like Gil Bellows...or at least I thought I did.
While watching this I started thinking back to his part in "Shawshank Redemption" and realized it wasn't as good as I thought it was. Problem: his jail-house/tough guy act seems like it's just that, an act; his dialogue sounded like he was doing a very poor impression. Has he ever met someone who speaks like his character was SUPPOSED to? I doubt it, but maybe he should have.
And, to make matters worse, they've managed to inject a little jail-house philosophy and make it seem nothing short of contrived, especially when you consider that the rhetoric was being spouted by a "rasta" who's accent was so strong that it seemed unnatural.
I wouldn't normally slam a movie like this, but when I saw the movie it had a fairly favorable review. I felt like I was cheated and lied to, and I thought I should try to save someone the misery of having to watch this movie.
I say BOOOOOOOO.