[Sawyer has a pack of DHARMA Initiative Chocolate Cream Cookies. He pulls the top off, but it breaks]
Hurley: You've got to twist it to get the frosting. Pulling it will only break the cookie.
Sawyer: Well, that's what I get for not going to the expert in the first place. What can I do you for, Deepdish?
Hurley: I'm kind of looking for something.
Sawyer: Forget it. I'm done trading. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?
Hurley: Well, actually, I was sort of hoping you'd do me a favor. Remember when I helped you out with that tree frog - that you killed?
Sawyer: Yeah, I remember.
Hurley: I sort of - need some medicine.
Sawyer: What do you need?
Hurley: It's called Clonazepam.
Sawyer: Clonaza - what? What the hell's that?
Hurley: So you can calm down. Or, for when you're seeing things that aren't supposed to be there.
Sawyer: What stuff you seeing?
Hurley: I don't know, maybe like a bald guy in a bathrobe.
Sawyer: You mean like that guy there?
[Hurley turns, but Dave isn't there. Sawyer laughs]
[Hurley looks angry and suddenly tackles Sawyer]
Libby: Okay, hey, hey, how about no one's in charge, okay? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do 'trust falls.'
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [out of breath] Did either of you see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut?
Charlie Pace: No...
Charlie Pace: I saw a polar bear on roller blades with a mango.
Libby: What was the man's name, who broke his leg? The day of the crash on the other side of the island, Eko brought a man with a broken leg to me for help. What was his name?
Hurley: I don't know.
Libby: You don't know. You know why? Because it happened to me. His name was Donald, and I buried him. I buried a lot of people, Hurley. So don't tell me that that wasn't real. And don't tell me you made me up. It's insulting.
Hurley: You're not... you're... you're... a hallucination.
Dave: [Dave slaps Hurley]
Dave: Was than a hallucination?
Hurley: Maybe I just imagined you slapped me.
Dave: [Dave slaps Hurley again]
Hurley: Ow! Damn it!
Hurley: We can do this all night.
Hurley: Dr. Brooks showed me a picture from the Rec Room and my arm was around, like, nothingness.
Dave: Uh... Kinkos? Photoshop? What, you think they really blew up the Death Star?
Locke: You and your people have been here for God knows how long and you got caught in a net...
Henry Gale: God doesn't know.
Locke: Excuse me?
Henry Gale: God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Did either of you see a bald guy in slippers with a coconut come through here?
Charlie Pace: No. But I did see a polar bear on roller skates with a mango.
Libby: That's a lot of peanut butter.
Hurley: Well, I'm going to need a lot of protein where I'm going.
Libby: Where are you going?
Hurley: Back to the caves. No one lives there anymore, so I won't bother anybody. I'm just going to live alone and be one of those guys - you know, the crazy guys - with a big beard and no clothes who's naked and throws doodie at people.