Otto: [Before being beheaded] I told you I was a dude!
Agnes Skinner: [after the executioner misses with the axe] Swing and a miss! Oh, I'm ninety-five, you could use a butter knife for Godsake!
[after being beheaded]
Agnes Skinner: Don't just stand there! Bury me!
Marge Simpson: [after smothering Homer] See ya in Hell, fat man!
Homer Simpson: I don't know why I sold you to him!
Lenny: At last, the Pacific Ocean!
Lisa Simpson: That's a mud puddle.
Lenny: Some of us find solutions instead of looking for problems.
Bart Simpson: Mom, everyone who ever lived is boring.
Marge Simpson: Its your brother who keeps us in lead based face powder!
[Applies powder and becomes woozy]
Marge Simpson: Oooooh!