Agnes Skinner: [after the executioner misses with the axe] Swing and a miss! Oh, I'm ninety-five, you could use a butter knife for Godsake!
[after being beheaded]
Agnes Skinner: Don't just stand there! Bury me!
Carl Carlson: We'll never forget you, Pocahontas.
Lisa Simpson: Sacagawea!
Carl Carlson: Gesundheit.
Marge Simpson: [after smothering Homer] See ya in Hell, fat man!
Lenny: At last, the Pacific Ocean!
Lisa Simpson: That's a mud puddle.
Lenny: Some of us find solutions instead of looking for problems.
Marge Simpson: Its your brother who keeps us in lead based face powder!
[Applies powder and becomes woozy]
Marge Simpson: Oooooh!