Marge tells Bart, Lisa, and Milhouse history tales for their school reports because of the library's low standard. The first story, "Henry VIII", depicts Homer as Henry VIII, who marries several women to get the son who can take over the kingdom when he dies. In the second story, "Lewis and Clark and Sacagawea", Lisa is Sacagawea, a native American who is assigned to help President Thomas Jefferson's men to find the west coast. In the last story, "Mozart and Salieri", Bart is Mozart, a successful young composer, whose little sister Salieri is very jealous at Mozart's success. Written by
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The line where Henry VIII (Homer) converses with dream Edward Tudor (Bart), agonizing fitfully in his dream why he cannot have a son, with Edward answering that he does not know and reasons "Too much jerkin' your gherkin?" is changed to "Too much jerkin' your merkin?", though the original line remains in captioning. See more
Mom, everyone who ever lived is boring.
Written by Stephen Bishop
Performed by Dan Castellaneta See more